A young woman, wearing a tight leather
mini-skirt with
matching tight leather boots and jacket,
was waiting
for the city bus.
When the young woman stepped up to board
the bus,
she quickly realized that her skirt was
too tight. The
embarrassed young woman reached behind her
and
unzipped her skirt a little. She hoped
this would give
her enough slack to climb the stairs onto
the bus.
Much to her chagrin, though, that didn't
help.
A big Texan, who was in line behind the
embarrassed,
young woman, gently lifted her from the
waist and
helped her onto the bus.
As expected, the young woman went
ballistic, and turned
on the would-be hero, screeching at him,
"How dare you
touch me! I don't even know who you are!"
The big Texan drawled, "Well ma'am,
normally I would agree
with you, but since you were unzippin' my
fly, I kinda
figured that we was friends!"
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musikmaker
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Posted: 03-16-08 22:25pm
LOL!
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Posted: 03-16-08 22:25pm
rofl! that's too funny
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Lilly Ivy
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Posted: 03-16-08 23:22pm
LOL! that's great!!
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That's funny!
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LOL!!!
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