Your best bet is to take it really slow
and use lots of lube. Have your partner
try with fingers first to get loosen the
area up a bit. As long as you have a
caring partner that will take it slow for
you then there shouldn't be a problem.
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Re: Annal Sex Posted: 07-12-07 13:27pm
Arial
wrote:
how to have annal sex with
out pain?
dont do it thats how
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Birch
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Re: Annal Sex Posted: 07-12-07 14:27pm
Arial
wrote:
how to have anal sex with
out pain?
Step One: Go to bar of your own choosing.
Prefereably one where there is a jukebox.
(Because music is fun, m'kay?)
Step Two: Intake two shots of
Goldenschlagers, one "Sex on the Beach",
three shots of DiSarranno Amaretto on the
rocks, and one whiskey sour. And a
Killian's to wash it all down. No, no,
why waste good beer on a numb tongue.
Have a MGD instead.
Step Three: Allow predetermined male to
carry you into car before you make a
scene.
Step Four: Allow predetermined male to
carry you to bed, strip off your clothing,
and apply Vaseline to his appropriate
bodypart.
Step Five: Make sure predetermined male
wipes the drool off the side of your mouth
while you are snoozing while he is
performing said act with you.
Step Six: Wake up the next day, have a
Bloody Mary and two aspirin, and review
with predetermined male what happened the
previous night.
Step Seven: Buy an enema.
From then on, drink one less drink per
night until you have built up an
elasticity in your nether region that you
never thought possible.
Good luck!
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chase4
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Re: Annal Sex Posted: 07-12-07 14:32pm
Birch
wrote:
Arial
wrote:
how to have anal sex with
out pain?
Step One: Go to bar of your own choosing.
Prefereably one where there is a jukebox.
(Because music is fun, m'kay?)
Step Two: Intake two shots of
Goldenschlagers, one "Sex on the Beach",
three shots of DiSarranno Amaretto on the
rocks, and one whiskey sour. And a
Killian's to wash it all down. No, no,
why waste good beer on a numb tongue.
Have a MGD instead.
Step Three: Allow predetermined male to
carry you into car before you make a
scene.
Step Four: Allow predetermined male to
carry you to bed, strip off your clothing,
and apply Vaseline to his appropriate
bodypart.
Step Five: Make sure predetermined male
wipes the drool off the side of your mouth
while you are snoozing while he is
performing said act with you.
Step Six: Wake up the next day, have a
Bloody Mary and two aspirin, and review
with predetermined male what happened the
previous night.
Step Seven: Buy an enema.
From then on, drink one less drink per
night until you have built up an
elasticity in your nether region that you
never thought possible.
Good luck!
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young Girl
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Re: Annal Sex Posted: 07-12-07 15:44pm
Birch
wrote:
Arial
wrote:
how to have anal sex with
out pain?
Step One: Go to bar of your own choosing.
Prefereably one where there is a jukebox.
(Because music is fun, m'kay?)
Step Two: Intake two shots of
Goldenschlagers, one "Sex on the Beach",
three shots of DiSarranno Amaretto on the
rocks, and one whiskey sour. And a
Killian's to wash it all down. No, no,
why waste good beer on a numb tongue.
Have a MGD instead.
Step Three: Allow predetermined male to
carry you into car before you make a
scene.
Step Four: Allow predetermined male to
carry you to bed, strip off your clothing,
and apply Vaseline to his appropriate
bodypart.
Step Five: Make sure predetermined male
wipes the drool off the side of your mouth
while you are snoozing while he is
performing said act with you.
Step Six: Wake up the next day, have a
Bloody Mary and two aspirin, and review
with predetermined male what happened the
previous night.
Step Seven: Buy an enema.
From then on, drink one less drink per
night until you have built up an
elasticity in your nether region that you
never thought possible.
Good luck!
oh my god lol
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Kythaal
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Posted: 07-13-07 16:56pm
Be aroused, and masturbating while having
anal sex. Make sure there is plenty of
lube. You should also put yourself in the
'mood' for anal sex.
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beatris garcia
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Re: Annal Sex Posted: 07-14-07 19:31pm
Hi,
I am intriged by annal sex. I been married
for 6 years to a super handsome man and
the conventional sex is amaizing every
time. But, he has always desired to try
annal sex. I feel terrifyed. Every time we
start, 1 liter of lube is not enough to
stop the sensation of 'coming pop'.
I want to try it, but I can not stop
thinking how gross may the smell be for
him afterwards, or if the wall of my
rectum can strech....
can you guys also tell me if you need to
give it several trys before start liking
it? Is it true about the enema?
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Tylanas
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Re: Annal Sex Posted: 07-14-07 20:32pm
beatris garcia
wrote:
Hi,
I am intriged by annal sex. I been married
for 6 years to a super handsome man and
the conventional sex is amaizing every
time. But, he has always desired to try
annal sex. I feel terrifyed. Every time we
start, 1 liter of lube is not enough to
stop the sensation of 'coming pop'.
I want to try it, but I can not stop
thinking how gross may the smell be for
him afterwards, or if the wall of my
rectum can strech....
can you guys also tell me if you need to
give it several trys before start liking
it? Is it true about the enema?
The feeling of "coming poop" is exactly
what I felt too when I had anal sex; it's
a normal feeling. You pretty much have to
just ignore or enjoy that feeling. The
smell isn't bad at all.
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Birch
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Posted: 07-14-07 20:44pm
I was completely kidding about the enema.
I have never had anal sex.
Best of luck!
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worrywart001
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Re: Annal Sex Posted: 07-14-07 20:53pm
Eiri
wrote:
beatris garcia
wrote:
Hi,
I am intriged by annal sex. I been married
for 6 years to a super handsome man and
the conventional sex is amaizing every
time. But, he has always desired to try
annal sex. I feel terrifyed. Every time we
start, 1 liter of lube is not enough to
stop the sensation of 'coming pop'.
I want to try it, but I can not stop
thinking how gross may the smell be for
him afterwards, or if the wall of my
rectum can strech....
can you guys also tell me if you need to
give it several trys before start liking
it? Is it true about the enema?
The feeling of "coming poop" is exactly
what I felt too when I had anal sex; it's
a normal feeling. You pretty much have to
just ignore or enjoy that feeling. The
smell isn't bad at
all.
I tried it like twice..and it
was...interesting..i think it was more
just because we were both curious (him
more than I) so..i figured I'd give it a
try..it isn't terrible but it isn't my
preference, his either actually...I think
he just wanted to see the difference
haha...i'm sure we'll eventually try it
again one day...i kinda liked
it..sorta..its...different but u gotta be very
patient..can't just lube it up and
go..OW..
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mrsbighorn
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Posted: 07-16-07 17:04pm
Each time I tired anal sex with my man I
get a different feeling.
The first time I had pain for about 3 days
I thought I was going to be taken to the
ER. The second time about 1 year later
it was very good. He kissed and played
with me during taking my mind off of the
pressure on my rectum. Tired again a
month ago, he was rock hard I was like O'
HELL NO, you have too STOP!! I couldn't
take it.
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Tylanas
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Posted: 07-16-07 19:18pm
Yeah, anal sex takes talent lol. Compared
to anal, vaginal sex is plug-and-play!
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but u gotta be very
patient..can't just lube it up and
go..OW..