Hey guys do you fart in the presence of
your gfs/wives ? And if you do how do they
react ? Do they get mad or just accept it
in a funny manner.
I have lots of gases. And sometimes I feel
I'm gonna explode. I never farted in
front of my previous girlfriends. I farted
accidentally once if front of my present
gf and it wasnt awkward at all, I said
something dumb and we laughed our butts
off. I only fart in front of her when I
really cant hold it and I usually announce
it
When I was a student I had very farty
roommates The
first day we all met this bodybuilder guy
comes and says hi guys I'm oliver, I fart
alot and I cant hold it(probably of all
the chemistry he was taking ),so feel
free. 5 mis later he did it and it all
began... I really didnt fart alot before,
but there was a big change of diet (junk
food only) .
I wish there was a fart control pill:
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fatal
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 9
Re: Fart Control Posted: 08-21-07 17:30pm
critical
wrote:
Hey guys do you fart in the
presence of your gfs/wives ? And if you do
how do they react ? Do they get mad or
just accept it in a funny manner.
I have lots of gases. And sometimes I feel
I'm gonna explode. I never farted in
front of my previous girlfriends. I farted
accidentally once if front of my present
gf and it wasnt awkward at all, I said
something dumb and we laughed our butts
off. I only fart in front of her when I
really cant hold it and I usually announce
it
When I was a student I had very farty
roommates The
first day we all met this bodybuilder guy
comes and says hi guys I'm oliver, I fart
alot and I cant hold it(probably of all
the chemistry he was taking ),so feel
free. 5 mis later he did it and it all
began... I really didnt fart alot before,
but there was a big change of diet (junk
food only) .
I wish there was a fart control pill:
there is gasx or beano,
take it with every meal.
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seefigure68
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 30 Location: Texas
Fart Out Loud, But Not In Public! Posted: 08-23-07 00:11am
Once you get to know someone, you both
learn that people fart. My girlfriend
cuts them in bed, and i respond with a
louder, more manly fart to maintain
control of the fart department.
Do we talk about it or wonder about it?
No. We've just been together for 3 years
and are damn tired of holding it! Humans
fart! Its "inappropriate" but we all get
over it.
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MMAFighter
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 363 Location: WA, USA
Posted: 09-24-07 22:58pm
lol, I know someone who regularly rips
huge farts in biology class. Once he came
to school with his a hole in his pants and
we all laughed. He's kind of eccentric in
general though so his gf doesn't find it
strange.
Well I've had a few slip in front of my
girlfriend and she really doesn't seem to
care much. We usually just end up laughing
about it or making jokes. I think if
you're really comfortable with someone you
should be comfortable with their gases as
well
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lougotzz
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 4
Posted: 10-14-07 21:25pm
Well usually when i gotta fart, I ask my
girl to come over and see something
and ill say look under the bed. shell get
on her knees and ill fart on her with my
pants down. One time i got a little caca
on her forehead. We broke up after that...
