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The Ginger 1

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Posted: 08-03-07 20:17pm


Hey ... I'm a girl ... and I find them hilarious .... at the end of the day .. you gotta do what you gotta do ... and farting has to be done by everyone ..no one is excluded .. not even our Queen or President Bush .. I think that's why he's got that constant smirk, he's holding his butt cheeks together till he get's out of the public eye (and ear) My hubby thinks it clever to ignite a naked flame near his butt when he farts ... it's a great party trick .. just don't do it near anything imflammable .... like my hair ... boys will be boys and men will never grow up ....will you !!

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Posted: 08-03-07 20:37pm


I think it's funny when my bf does it.. I remember him telling me that he was all embarrassed about it, and one day (before we met) he met a girl and he was driving her in his car and had to fat. They went over a speed bump and he did it! She was all shocked.. LOL I think it's funny though.. I don't really enjoy the smell! HOWEVER< he eats alot of protine so thats what does it. LOL so do I and I think it's funny when I do too! We all do it!

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Posted: 08-03-07 20:49pm


I did a silent but deadly one once in a meeting ... I let someone else get the blame .. I pulled an innocent face .... us girls don't fart wunt me !!

The Ginger 1

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Posted: 08-03-07 20:53pm


Most embarrising time was I let one off in the works elevator, I was alone in there, so I thought it was safe to let it out... when the doors opened .. I got out, and my boss got in it .. and quickly got back out again .. and looked at me with that disgust look ... I peed myself laughing when he went away ... what could I say .... "sorry 'bout that" !!!

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Posted: 08-03-07 20:54pm


I fart quite a lot at work ....

Dale123

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Posted: 08-04-07 10:55am

The Ginger 1 wrote:

I fart quite a lot at work ....

LOL- WORK FARTS.. I work in an infant room in the summer one day I was standing at the counter talking to a mom and I let out a silent fart! IT was the worst smell.. She picked up her baby and said did you poop and smelled his bum! IT WAS ME.... I tried so hard not to laugh. When she left I told my supervisor and she laughed.

The Ginger 1

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Posted: 08-04-07 13:01pm

Dale123 wrote:

The Ginger 1 wrote:

I fart quite a lot at work ....

The Ginger 1

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Posted: 08-04-07 13:06pm


I can't help it ..I love farts .. when Mike farts in bed, and I'm half asleep .. I giggle to myself .. he used to do the 'man' thing and whaft the duvet so the smell hit my face ... the dirty ........ Even Mike's son, Paul, is taking after his Dad in that way ..... I say that it's nature to fart .. if he didn't do it he'd self implode .... thing is .. his Mum told him off for farting and laughing about it .. so he said .. Well Angie said it was natural to fart - if I didn't I'd explode ...kids eh .. get you hung everytime !!

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Posted: 08-04-07 13:12pm


My ex would fart occasionally too, but he always made a big deal about it since they'd come in groups, so he'd have a lot of farts all at once. Once, he stood with his butt against the window in the middle of the night farting... I just about died laughing XD

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Hey Posted: 08-06-07 12:54pm


work farts---dont get me started---we have to do roms on one of the patients that we have. we have to lift his leg against his stomach and we useually manage to squeeze a couple out of him. boy they stink. I work in a major cacophany of farts. farts and belches. my co worker doesnt help either. she doesnt even try to controll it. i just get the biggest kick out of it.

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Posted: 08-06-07 12:55pm


yep i fatred on travis last night while we were watching TV lol however mine rarely make noises so i asked him how do i make them sound louder? lol it was like a fart lesson

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Posted: 08-06-07 22:33pm


Apparently my farts smell like burnt pumpkin. I play in an orchestra, and man, you use a lot of pressure to produce a good tone on a wind instrument. And of course it's really loud in rehearsal... You can see where I am going. The rehearsal hall smells like burnt pumpkin by the time we are done. Edit: Oh, yes, me and bf have fart contests.

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Posted: 08-07-07 11:11am


Yup, we both fart freely in front of each other

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Posted: 08-07-07 11:19am


i have NEVER intentionally farted in front of any of my partners. although i accidently let a few rip- i was mortified but luckily mine rarely smell. one time i did it and neil goes ' did you just fart?' and i was like 'me? no way you know i don't fart'

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Posted: 08-07-07 11:21am

beckster wrote:

i have NEVER intentionally farted in front of any of my partners. although i accidently let a few rip- i was mortified but luckily mine rarely smell. one time i did it and neil goes ' did you just fart?' and i was like Shocked

'me? no way you know i don't fart' Twisted Evil

ahh one time mine was really bad (sorry tmi)
but travis was trying to like wrestle me and hold my hands behind my back
so i farted on his legs and he said he felt it lol
it was like really loud and didnt smell but he could feel the "intensity" of it

i think its funny

The Ginger 1

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Posted: 08-07-07 12:31pm

the_girlfreind wrote:

yep i fatred on travis last night while we were watching TV
lol
however mine rarely make noises so i asked him how do i make them sound louder? lol it was like a fart lesson

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... to make them louder is to eat Baked Beans ha ha ha ha ha ha
Lesson no 1 .... Open Tin of Baked Beans ... either eat straight from the tin cold, or heat them up and place on Toast, or as a side dish to your main meal .... wait about 2 hours and Rip 'em farts out ...

Lesson No 2 .... Make sure b/f or anyone who appreciates a good blast is nearby.

Tomorrow - we'll cover Health and Saftey aspects of Gas release....

Lesson No 3 ... make sure there are no naked flames nearby

Leeson no 4 .... if there are naked flames nearby, ignite fart carefully .. without burning your joggers.

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Posted: 08-07-07 12:32pm

The Ginger 1 wrote:

the_girlfreind wrote:

yep i fatred on travis last night while we were watching TV
lol
however mine rarely make noises so i asked him how do i make them sound louder? lol it was like a fart lesson

i love you ginger! lol
that was the best lesson ive ever had in my life

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Lol Posted: 08-07-07 12:47pm


i laugh too hard reading this. i dont think i can read for the tears.LOL

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Posted: 08-07-07 13:00pm


Yeah of course, we have farting competitions =) Once i was drunk and farted really loud, and DEADLY and i thought it would be okay because my bf was sleeping.. but he woke up and so i grabbed his nose and held it shut and attempted to waft the smell away Haha =P

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Posted: 08-07-07 17:39pm

The Ginger 1 wrote:

the_girlfreind wrote:

yep i fatred on travis last night while we were watching TV
lol
however mine rarely make noises so i asked him how do i make them sound louder? lol it was like a fart lesson

LOL you are pretty funny!