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oxfragilerosexo
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
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Location: Jacksonville florida
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Posted: 08-08-07 05:26am
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I farted in work earlier.... haha... My
coworker was like did you fart? I was like
uh... yea... haha... Then she made a joke
about propelling herself around behind the
desk....but... I try not to fart when my
boyfriend is around.. only cause my mom
taught me that... It is not lady like to
fart in public or around people..
coworkers don't count....lmao
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Tmddyan
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Hey
Posted: 08-08-07 13:15pm
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at work we have a saying ---girls dont
fart or poop. so we can basically do what
we want. lol
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The Ginger 1
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Joined: 09 Jul 2007
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Location: Loony-tune-land, England
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Posted: 08-09-07 14:29pm
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| Dale123
wrote: | | The Ginger 1
wrote: | | the_girlfreind
wrote: | yep i fatred on travis last
night while we were watching TV
lol
however mine rarely make noises so i asked
him how do i make them sound louder? lol
it was like a fart
lesson |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... to make
them louder is to eat Baked Beans ha ha
ha ha ha ha
Lesson no 1 .... Open Tin of Baked Beans
... either eat straight from the tin cold,
or heat them up and place on Toast, or as
a side dish to your main meal .... wait
about 2 hours and Rip 'em farts out ...
Lesson No 2 .... Make sure b/f or anyone
who appreciates a good blast is nearby.
Tomorrow - we'll cover Health and Saftey
aspects of Gas release....
Lesson No 3 ... make sure there are no
naked flames nearby
Leeson no 4 .... if there are naked flames
nearby, ignite fart carefully .. without
burning your
joggers. |
LOL you are pretty
funny! |
The Ginger 1 takes a bow .... 
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Dale123
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 697
Location: Barrie, On Canada
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Posted: 08-09-07 17:31pm
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Have you ever farted in the bath tub!
Those ones are gross and make the mst
awful sound! LOL- I remember one time our
bathroom was above the kitchen and I
farted in the tub and my brother had a
bunch of his friends over they all started
laughing. I almost died, and all of these
bubbles came up.. LIKE I was trying to
smell better, by having a bath and I
ruined the entire thing by farting!
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oxfragilerosexo
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 210
Location: Jacksonville florida
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Posted: 08-09-07 18:09pm
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Ok... i know I posted... where is my
comment?
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young Girl
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Posted: 08-09-07 18:09pm
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| oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | Ok... i know I posted...
where is my
comment? |
it evaporated
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Hollyberries
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Posted: 08-09-07 18:12pm
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Oh yeah. All the time. I don't hide
anything really. If you have to fart, fart
lol.
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The Ginger 1
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Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 556
Location: Loony-tune-land, England
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Posted: 08-09-07 18:22pm
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| the_girlfreind
wrote: | | oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | Ok... i know I posted...
where is my
comment? |
it evaporated
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Just like a fart does !!! he he he
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The Ginger 1
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Location: Loony-tune-land, England
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Posted: 08-09-07 18:23pm
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| oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | Ok... i know I posted...
where is my
comment? |
What did you say... post it again ... or
did it go off like a fart !! he he he
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young Girl
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Posted: 08-09-07 18:31pm
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| The Ginger 1
wrote: | | oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | Ok... i know I posted...
where is my
comment? |
What did you say... post it again ... or
did it go off like a fart !! he he
he |
lol ginger you silly girl!
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Dale123
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 697
Location: Barrie, On Canada
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Posted: 08-09-07 18:48pm
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| The Ginger 1
wrote: | | the_girlfreind
wrote: | | oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | Ok... i know I posted...
where is my
comment? |
it evaporated
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Just like a fart does !!! he he
he |
LMAO Must have been silent!
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wazzyandme
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 18
Location: texas
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But of Course
Posted: 08-09-07 19:23pm
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my guy told me that he earned the right to
pick his nose and fart in my presence once
we became engaged ...thats too cute and
trust me I get even....let it and leave
don't count the bodies hehheheheheheheh
lol wazzywoman
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The Ginger 1
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Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 556
Location: Loony-tune-land, England
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Posted: 08-10-07 16:55pm
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| Dale123
wrote: | | The Ginger 1
wrote: | | the_girlfreind
wrote: | | oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | Ok... i know I posted...
where is my
comment? |
it evaporated
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Just like a fart does !!! he he
he |
ha ha ha Must have been
silent! |
Silent ones are the worst ... they are
deadly ... he he he
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oxfragilerosexo
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 210
Location: Jacksonville florida
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Posted: 08-11-07 15:53pm
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| oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | I farted in work earlier....
haha... My coworker was like did you fart?
I was like uh... yea... haha... Then she
made a joke about propelling herself
around behind the desk....but... I try not
to fart when my boyfriend is around.. only
cause my mom taught me that... It is not
lady like to fart in public or around
people.. coworkers don't count....ha ha
ha |
haha I found it. It was right here. It
would not let me see the second page....
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The Ginger 1
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Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 556
Location: Loony-tune-land, England
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Posted: 08-14-07 15:32pm
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| oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | oxfragilerosexo
wrote: | | I farted in work earlier....
haha... My coworker was like did you fart?
I was like uh... yea... haha... Then she
made a joke about propelling herself
around behind the desk....but... I try not
to fart when my boyfriend is around.. only
cause my mom taught me that... It is not
lady like to fart in public or around
people.. coworkers don't count....ha ha
ha |
haha I found it. It was right here. It
would not let me see the second
page.... |
HHUURRRAAAAAYYYY
I did a fart today and burped at the same
time ... I thought to release gas from
both ends was impossible ..... thing is -
I did it without any warning, so my boss
peed herself laughing, cos she was just
about to ask me if I wanted a cup of
coffee .... the answer was pppffffaaarrtt
/ bbbbbuuuuuurrrp .... No ta Helen ....he
he he 
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Birch
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Posted: 08-14-07 16:12pm
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You guys'll like this one...
We were having sex, missionary.
I knew it was coming...I knew it...just
hold on...hold on, I kept thinking...and
then, no... *ppphoot* on my boyfriend's
testicles.
Oh, god...
He stopped. Looked at me.
"Was that..." he trailed off...
"What?" I said. "Was that what", I asked,
batting my eyes innocently.
He didn't buy it.
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The Ginger 1
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Posts: 556
Location: Loony-tune-land, England
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Posted: 08-14-07 16:44pm
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| Birch
wrote: | You guys'll like this
one...
We were having sex, missionary.
I knew it was coming...I knew it...just
hold on...hold on, I kept thinking...and
then, no... *ppphoot* on my boyfriend's
testicles.
Oh, god...
He stopped. Looked at me.
"Was that..." he trailed off...
"What?" I said. "Was that what", I asked,
batting my eyes innocently.
He didn't buy
it. |
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I think that's
great ... farting on the job ... and
trying to get away with it ...Nice one
Birch !!1
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worrywart001
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 200
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Posted: 08-18-07 23:21pm
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haha yea we do..only bc I broke the
ice..we were getting out of the car one
day and this huge one totally slipped...he
looked at me and I was just suckers as he
was hahaha, he started laughing so hard
asking me what it was if I had farted, i
finally admitted to it..i was soo
embarrased...haha, now it isn't a big
deal..i kinda wish I HADNT bc he takes
full advatage of being so open now haha
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Dale123
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 697
Location: Barrie, On Canada
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Posted: 08-20-07 18:01pm
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Oh yeah... If I fart during sex.. I laugh
soooooooooo hard we cant keep going.. He
gets all turned off and he tried to
pretend that it didn't happen, and keeps
going, but that just about does it for me!
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nightangel73
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Posted: 08-20-07 20:20pm
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I had a coworked who loved fart jokes and
she used to say that you haven't had a
relationship with someone until you hear
him/her farts hehe.
Anyways I have a cousin that no one has
ever heard him fart, ever. I guess he is
extremely shy for it but not even his
parents have ever hear a fart from him all
the way growing up. I wonder how could
that be..
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