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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 7276
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*~*melly-belly Inspired*~*
Posted: 09-11-07 14:07pm
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OK i need a little giggling to cheer me
up.
How about we all post a really huge
OUTRAGEOUS lie about ourselves. Just to be
different for a change.
I'll go first.
~*~*~*~*~
Im really a black man.
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mc4ever02
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007
Posts: 3636
Location: Orlando, FL Usa
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Mommy35
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Sep 2006
Posts: 3165
Location: Vacationland, USA,
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Posted: 09-11-07 14:15pm
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I am Pamela Anderson's long lost twin
brother
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
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Posts: 7276
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Posted: 09-11-07 14:21pm
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| Mommy35
wrote: | | I am Pamela Anderson's long
lost twin
brother |
lol
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Becky
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 01 Jan 2006
Posts: 6225
Location: London, England
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Posted: 09-11-07 14:43pm
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i am actually a 57 year old man who is
long past his sell by date. i always
wanted to be pregnant but unfortunately
i'm the wrong sex. i dress up in womens
clothing and steal my grandkids to take
photos together. then i sit here
jerking off at all the photos of
you lovely girls. wishing i could make my
self into a convincing transvestite
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 7276
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Posted: 09-11-07 14:44pm
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lmf ao.
girl you crack me up.
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mc4ever02
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007
Posts: 3636
Location: Orlando, FL Usa
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Posted: 09-11-07 14:48pm
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Wow. Creepy.
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Becky
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 01 Jan 2006
Posts: 6225
Location: London, England
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Posted: 09-11-07 14:52pm
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*takes a deep breath of helium*
hi my name is becky!
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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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Location: like anyone cares, phhht
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Posted: 09-11-07 16:55pm
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im really a purple people eater and i like
it 
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oh_mommy
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Joined: 04 Sep 2005
Posts: 3730
Location: vancouver island, bc canada
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Posted: 09-11-07 17:22pm
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im actually a lesbian and men gross me
out.. reese is my nefew and shawns a woman
named shawna...
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Willa Weintraub
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 3399
Location: The Beach!
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Posted: 09-11-07 20:02pm
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I can't see me lovin' nobody but you, for
all my life!
ok i'm done.
Dalton is really m son.I couldn't afford
him at the time so I just gave him to my
sister after she got married.Thats why he
looks so much like me. I also am pregnant
with twins. I know because I had sex twice
in a hammock and drank a caramel latte
after that.
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Pooh-Bear-2000
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 19 Jul 2005
Posts: 522
Location: , Pa USA
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Posted: 09-11-07 20:59pm
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| ~*~Melissa~*~
wrote: | | I also am pregnant with
twins. I know because I had sex twice in a
hammock and drank a caramel latte after
that. |
lmao!
edit: wow...I've been gone awhile I
guess. I typed something else and it put
"ha ha ha"
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AyaMiyaki
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Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Posts: 8338
Location: Floating on a cloud, United States
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Posted: 09-11-07 21:34pm
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I'm a former child actress. My money's
been put into a trust fund that I can't
touch until I turn 45. And once I do, I'm
buying my own island and nominating myself
High Empress of Awesome.
Oh, and my dad runs the FBI. I can make
one phone call and have any of you killed
in an hour. You're lucky I'm nice.
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victoria16
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 451
Location: ,
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Posted: 09-11-07 21:40pm
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WOW you are all so fun. You made me laugh
for the first time today.
Heres mine.
Im really an alien from Uranussss LOL I
have purply skin, 3 eyes, and 2 mouths. Im
really 16,000 years old so Im still
considered young to be pregnant. N we have
litters not just one baby so Ill will have
about 12 kids in no time. 
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victoria16
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 451
Location: ,
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Posted: 09-11-07 21:43pm
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| AyaMiyaki
wrote: | I'm a former child actress.
My money's been put into a trust fund that
I can't touch until I turn 45. And once I
do, I'm buying my own island and
nominating myself High Empress of
Awesome.
Oh, and my dad runs the FBI. I can make
one phone call and have any of you killed
in an hour. You're lucky I'm
nice. |
lol Ok you beat my story... HMM Ill have
to try another
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 7276
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Posted: 09-11-07 21:57pm
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haha gotta one up myself..
yesterday i was walking around and found a
lotto ticket, cashed it in for a billion
dollars, bought a small island, and am
planning on deporting all ignorant famous
blonde's there such as Paris Hilton,
Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears, and
allowing them only syrup of Epikak and
wheat thins to eat.
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arcadia
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Joined: 06 May 2006
Posts: 4469
Location: Illinois,
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Posted: 09-11-07 22:17pm
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I am actually Kat Von D.
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 7276
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Posted: 09-11-07 22:22pm
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| arcadia
wrote: | I am actually Kat Von D.
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cummere so i can do you.
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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd
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Location: like anyone cares, phhht
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Posted: 09-11-07 22:23pm
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i am a female pimp and im working on
owning all you ladies so i can make me
some money
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hopefulmjz
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