I remember when I was young that my
grandfather always had “stinky
feet” and whenever he took off his
shoes ….. Well! He was also a
ferocious snorer too. That guy could
rattle the doors of the under-ground bomb
shelter in the next country!
well, now i’m reaching 60, i’m
divorced, and everything seems to be going
wrong and having no “girl
friend” is giving me a complex. I
now snore on an equal scale as my
grandfather and I suspect (though no-one
has yet told me) that my feet are as
stinky too. I’ve been told by a
couple of people that I have “bad
breath” and I don’t know how
to deal with that problem. Furthermore,
i’m a very hairy man (top to toe)
and “hairy men” don’t
seem to be as popular as they once were.
I’m a good-looking man otherwise but
i’m a wreck and my self-confidence
(meeting people) is just about at zero.
i have two small children that I love very
much and i’m good at my job, but
i’m so alone without a woman to
love…………. What do
I do now?
