It only matters what God thinks and he
says it is an "abomination", so go ahead
and bash me but you are also bashing
God.
Fine.
God sucks a big
one.
Oh god birch your avatar reminds me of
late fall inthe midwest. It's downright
chilling....
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Posted: 10-10-07 06:24am
Eiri
wrote:
If you're falliable, then
that means you can make a mistake, no
matter how "inspired" you may be. Take in
to account that a lot of the books of the
bible were written hundreds of years after
the "events" they detail (millenia, in the
case of Genesis) and you've got a lot of
room for error.
Then of course you must factor in the
issue that it wasn't written in english
The bible also
wasn't written in the convoluted english
most people are familiar with, such as
"And He sayith unto him: Go, and may thee
spread Mine word". Yeeeah, that's due to
the earlier translations.
Get a scholarly translation, and not only
is it FAR easier to read (and thus
understand by the common man, thus
removing the need for priests) but you'll
find that there's a lot of stuff in there
that's missing from the King James' bible.
No, I'm not even talking about the
Apocraphys or any of that, like Mary
Madgaline's book. I mean the actual core
bible, new and old testament, is radically
different when translated properly! I
won't go into details, but let's just say
Genesis is a LOT weirder.
FURTHERMORE!
Even individual chapters of the bible were
written at different times and then
smooshed together! The best example of
this, where it is easiest to notice, is
the story of Job.
If you know the difference between poetry
and prose, then you will find separating
the TWO VERSIONS of Job to be very easy.
The poetry is clearly stylistically
different from the prose. Biblical studies
have found that both versions were written
at different times. Even more surprising,
is that both versions tell a different
kind of story!
In one version, Job acts as he is often
portrayed: He never curses God despite all
of the stuff that happens, and he remains
loyal even though God punishes him for
absolutely no reason.
In the other version... Job gets mad. He
yells at God, he curses at Him! He rebells
just like any other sane person would! Yet
no one ever heard of this story! And
this is in the "normal" bible, not the
proper scholarly translation! Heck, I'll
go find the exact version of the bible I
use... brb.
It's the New International Version, which
I know isn't totally "traditional", but
it's pretty close. How do I know? My
version doesn't have nephillim in Genesis
like it should and does in the scholarly
version It's also a student
bible... anyway, blah bla blah. No one
cares about that lol
XD
See Eiri we believe God is the Almigthy,
so he is not going to let whoever is
writting what he doesn't meant to. Of
course the bible that holds the absolute
thruth is the catholic one.
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Posted: 10-10-07 08:50am
nightangel73
wrote:
Of course the bible that
holds the absolute thruth is the catholic
one.
All I can say is..............
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Posted: 10-10-07 09:27am
Yes, the bible with the absolute truth is
a horribly mangled, mistranslated and
heavily edited to remove anything
confusing from the original version. Can't
have god rferring to himself in the plural
during genesis now can we!? And those
nephillim, those will just confuse
people.
So, which story of Job is the right one?
Did he curse at god or not? If both
stories are true, then exactly what is the
point of Job? It's certainly not to teach
people to be accepting of god's will no
matter what! If you look at both stories,
you realise the message is "God is big,
mean, and he doesn't NEED a reason to make
your life suck. You can whine if you want
and it's not going to make a difference.
God is simply a jerk."
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Posted: 10-10-07 09:31am
Eiri
wrote:
Yes, the bible with the
absolute truth is a horribly mangled,
mistranslated and heavily edited to remove
anything confusing from the original
version. Can't have god rferring to
himself in the plural during genesis now
can we!? And those nephillim, those will
just confuse people.
So, which story of Job is the right one?
Did he curse at god or not? If both
stories are true, then exactly what is the
point of Job? It's certainly not to teach
people to be accepting of god's will no
matter what! If you look at both stories,
you realise the message is "God is big,
mean, and he doesn't NEED a reason to make
your life suck. You can whine if you want
and it's not going to make a difference.
God is simply a
jerk."
Must be why he is referred to as Him
instead of Her!
Just a joke, no holy rollers need to
reply.
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Posted: 10-10-07 10:18am
"See Eiri we believe God is the Almigthy,
so he is not going to let whoever is
writting what he doesn't meant to. Of
course the bible that holds the absolute
thruth is the catholic one. "
There is only two bibles - Jewish &
Catholic
The Catholic Bible has the Jewish Old
Testiment as part of its bible.
The New Testiment which is particular to
the Catholic Bible.
"Yes, the bible with the absolute truth is
a horribly mangled, mistranslated and
heavily edited to remove anything
confusing from the original version. Can't
have god rferring to himself in the plural
during genesis now can we!? And those
nephillim, those will just confuse
people."
Can I just say, eiri i agree with you and
it pee's me off to think what some people
have done to the word of God.... but it is
not the Catholic Bible you find this in.
of course there slight difference in the
translations from Hebrew and Greek into
the Venacular. This Caused a few problems
For example in the Greek New Testiment we
find 3 words for love, Eros, Pilia and
agapa, some of the understanding of these
terms is lost under the umbrella word used
in the english which is "love". But in all
if you have chance to read some of the
dead sea scrolls, you will find that the
Jewish Old testiment and the Catholic New
Testiment that make up the Catholic bible
has changed very little over the 2000
years, some of the word play is lost in
translation but very little, it is only
when we consider the protestant bibles ect
that deliberatly drop words add new words
and wipe out entire books and chapeters,
do we start to find any great differences
- these so called protestant "bible's" are
not legitimate bibles at least not in the
sense the Catholic Bible is.
"So, which story of Job is the right one?
Did he curse at god or not? If both
stories are true, then exactly what is the
point of Job? It's certainly not to teach
people to be accepting of god's will no
matter what! If you look at both stories,
you realise the message is "God is big,
mean, and he doesn't NEED a reason to make
your life suck. You can whine if you want
and it's not going to make a difference.
God is simply a jerk."
First of all Can I ask what verses you are
refering to please
then i would reccomend that you ditch the
student bible if it is not a sanctioned
catholic copy.... you can check out a
Catholic Copy here...
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Posted: 10-10-07 11:29am
The "catholic copy" was the King James'
version for a very long time. I'm almost
totally sure that both versions of Job are
in the KJ version and every other version
for that matter. I'll try to find it in
the copy on that site. If it doesn't have
it, then that proves to me even further
that it is neither a proper translation
nor the "full" version.
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Posted: 10-10-07 12:03pm
I'm sorry. Do you use a different bible? I
wasn't aware that your bible is different
from mine. So here are some exerpts from
my bible.
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with
fear and trembling, in singleness of
heart, as you obey Christ; not only while
being watched, and in order to please
them, but as slaves of Christ, doing the
will of God from the heart. (Eph. 6:5-6)
……………………………………
….
The catholic bible says
“Slaves, be obedient to those who are,
according to human reckoning, your
masters, with deep respect and sincere
loyalty, as you are obedient to Christ:
not only when you are under their eye, as
if you had only to please human beings,
but as slaves of Christ who wholeheartedly
do the will of God. “
What is wrong with obaying your employer
so long as it is not against God?
What is wrong with showing someone deep
respect and loyalty?
But the Crux of the teaching comes in
verse seven which you so convienently
missed out
Eph 6: 7
”Work willingly for the sake of the Lord
and not for the sake of human beings. “
……………………………………
……..
”Let all who are under the yoke of
slavery regard their masters as worthy of
all honor, so that the name of God and the
teaching may not be blasphemed. Those who
have believing masters must not be
disrespectful to them on the ground that
they are members of the church; rather
they must serve them all the more, since
those who benefit by their service are
believers and beloved. Teach and urge
these duties. Whoever teaches otherwise
and does not agree with the sound words of
our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching
that is in accordance with godliness, is
conceited, understanding nothing, and has
a morbid craving for controversy and for
disputes about words. From these come
envy, dissension, slander, base
suspicions, and wrangling among those who
are depraved in mind and bereft of the
truth, imagining that godliness is a means
of gain. (1Tim. 6:1-5) “
The Catholic Bible says.
1.All those under the yoke of slavery must
have unqualified respect for their
masters, so that the name of God and our
teaching are not brought into disrepute.
Again what is wrong with respecting
people
2. Those whose masters are believers are
not to respect them less because they are
brothers; on the contrary, they should
serve them all the better, since those who
have the benefit of their services are
believers and dear to God.
I see no wrong in this or how it is
advocating slavery.
3 Anyone who teaches anything different
and does not keep to the sound teaching
which is that of our Lord Jesus Christ,
the doctrine which is in accordance with
true religion,
4 is proud and has no understanding, but
rather a weakness for questioning
everything and arguing about words. All
that can come of this is jealousy,
contention, abuse and evil mistrust;
5 and unending disputes by people who are
depraved in mind and deprived of truth,
and imagine that religion is a way of
making a profit.
This is a teaching on how a slave must
behave not on if slavery is right or
wrong.
A disciple is not above the teacher, nor a
slave above the master (Matt. 10:24)
Again it’s a teaching on the position of
a disciple not on the moral aspects of
slavery.
Tell slaves to be submissive to their
masters and to give satisfaction in every
respect; they are not to talk back, not to
pilfer, but to show complete and perfect
fidelity, so that in everything they may
be an ornament to the doctrine of God our
Savior. (Titus 2:9-10)
Again a teaching on the behaviour of
Christian slaves not on the morality
aspect of slavery.
”Slaves, accept the authority of your
masters with all deference, not only those
who are kind and gentle but also those who
are harsh. For it is a credit to you if,
being aware of God, you endure pain while
suffering unjustly. If you endure when you
are beaten for doing wrong, what credit is
that? But if you endure when you do right
and suffer for it, you have God's
approval. (1Pet. 2:18-29)“
again its on the behaviour of Christians
who are slaves, not on the morality of
slavery.
”When a slave owner strikes a male or
female slave with a rod and the slave dies
immediately, the owner shall be punished.
But if the slave survives a day or two,
there is no punishment; for the slave is
the owner's property. (Exod. 21:20-21)”
1st off there were other Hebrews who were
not isrealites, the Isrealites were only
one
Now the Old Testiment is different to the
New, the Old Testiment is God saves the
Isrealite Jews from slavery and starts
preparing the Jews for the coming of the
Saviour, who Christians believe is JC but
the Jews do not. Now although he has saved
the Isrealite Jewish people and has made
them a nation, they have become a “free
people” yet he permits slavery in the
extended Jewish nation for certain period
of time in the 7th year they are to be set
free. So the Isrealite Jews are a free
people but the other Jewish people are not
entirely free, many of gods chosen people
are still slaves.
What God is teaching here is that although
he has freed his chosen people from
captivity to other men, there is still as
yet a people not freed, a people from
within themselves, other Hebrews. And he
is indicating that, they will be freed
after a certain period of time, and all
will become as the isrealites, see the
bible for the importance of the number
seven, also see the generations of Jesus
in regards to the number seven for the
importance of Jesus.
Now if I remember right. God took the
slaves out of Egypt because they were
mistreated slaves and not for the fact
that they were just slaves.
If you looked one chapter back to Ex 20:
2-3 you would have seen, in all its
glory
'I am Yahweh your God who brought you out
of Egypt, where you lived as slaves.
'You shall have no other gods to rival
me.”
The Egyptians were making themselves as
gods to the Isrealite Jews…so….. God
delivered them and said, 'I am Yahweh your
God who brought you out of Egypt, where
you lived as slaves. You shall have no
other gods to rival me.
Notice the Capital of “God” and the
small case of “gods”
The first ones were teachings regarding
how a Christian slave should behave not
teachings on the morality of slavery. Then
you last one is the preparation of God for
the coming of Christ.
……………………………………
……………
And if the Church doesn't condone racism.
I will ask once again. Why is it that the
present pope was once affiliated with the
Nazi Youth Movement? That is really a
stupid decision on behalf of the Church to
show that racism is wrong.
The church does not choose the pope, the
holy spirit chooses the pope. The Holy
spirit who is a person of the holy trinity
along with the father and the son, does
not look at the past mistakes of men and
women but their future potential. Besides
Pope B16 was brought up in a very anti
nazi family but was forced into the Hitler
Youth as most children were, his forced
participation does mean he was a nazi. The
holy spirit choose pope B16 not to condone
racism, the holy spirit dosnt choose popes
on their past tenious affiliations to
condone or condemn anything but on their
love for Christ and their willingness to
do God’s will. The church does not
consider our pasts as obsticals to our
future.
Now for some anti slavery quotes.
Ex 6:6
“I will free you from being slaves to
them”
Le 25:42
Because the Israelites are my servants,
whom I brought out of Egypt, they must not
be sold as slaves.
2 Ch 8:9
But Solomon did not make slaves of the
Israelites
John 8: 31 – 37
To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus
said, "If you hold to my teaching, you are
really my disciples. Then you will know
the truth, and the truth will set you
free." They answered him, "We are
Abraham's descendants and have never been
slaves of anyone. How can you say that we
shall be set free?" Jesus replied, "I
tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a
slave to sin. Now a slave has no
permanent place in the family, but a son
belongs to it forever. 36 So if the Son
sets you free, you will be free indeed. 37
I know you are Abraham's descendants. Yet
you are ready to kill me, because you have
no room for my word.
Rom 6:6
For we know that our old self was
crucified with him so that the body of sin
might be done away with, that we should no
longer be slaves to sin
Rom 16:18
You have been set free from sin and have
become slaves to righteousness.
1 Co 7:23
You were bought at a price; do not become
slaves of men.
Eph 6:9
masters, treat your slaves in the same
way. Do not threaten them, since you know
that he who is both their Master and yours
is in heaven, and there is no favoritism
with him.
Col 4:1
Masters, provide your slaves with what is
right and fair, because you know that you
also have a Master in heaven.
2 Pet 2:19
“man is a slave to whatever has mastered
him”
Mt 6:24
No one can serve two masters. Either he
will hate the one and love the other, or
he will be devoted to the one and despise
the other.
1 co 7:22
he who was a slave when he was called by
the Lord is the Lord's freedman;
similarly, he who was a free man when he
was called is Christ's slave.
Ga 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor
free, male nor female, for you are all one
in Christ Jesus.
Ga 5:1
It is for freedom that Christ has set us
free. Stand firm, then, and do not let
yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of
slavery.
Ga 5:13
You, my brothers, were called to be free.
But do not use your freedom to indulge the
sinful nature; rather, serve one another
in love.
It is foolish to think that Christianity
and the bible condone slavery of one
human being to another human being, we are
all slaves to God.
When the bible tells a slave to treat his
master with respect and dignity it is to
show respect and dignity to God, for the
slave is not a slave to his master but a
slave to God.
And when a master treats his slave with
respect and dignity it is to show respect
and dignity to a a slave of God and so it
is as soon as the master sees his slave as
deserving of respect and dignity that he
can no longer keep him as a slave and must
be set free.
If Christianity and the teachings in the
bible are so pro slavery of men to other
men why was their a large majority of
slaves who were Christian?
You can not serve two masters, but as a
slave treat your slave master with respect
and suffer all things for the glory of the
doctrines of our lord, in order that you
maybe a light for your slavemaster who
walks in darkness and in your suffering
and persistant love for your master by the
will of God he may come to the doctrines
you obay and win your freedom and the
freedom of your fellow slaves.
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Posted: 10-10-07 12:04pm
"The "catholic copy" was the King James'
version for a very long time. "
The KJV always was a protestant bible,
king James was a protestant!
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Georgia59
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Posted: 10-10-07 13:06pm
Guest!! Learn more about bibles!! There
are many different kinds for many
different denominations and all are
equally valid. (If you consider bibles
valid at all)
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Posted: 10-10-07 13:26pm
There are many different bibles but not
all bibles are valid, those apporved of
Catholic Church are valid and those that
are not are not valid.
It is easy to distinguish a Catholic Bible
from a protestant bible just by the number
of Books in the OT.
A protestant bible is not the same OT as
Jesus used and is therefore not valid.
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Posted: 10-10-07 14:25pm
God saved the slaves because they were
mistreated. Up until then he did nothing.
The only thing you really proved Guest is
that the bible contradicts itself.
Like the Catholic Church contradicts
itself. So go ahead. Tell all the gay
people that they are living in sin. While
I'm sure someone in your family is
commiting at least one of the deadly sins
and not living up to all the Leviticus
codes.
I have no respect for the Catholic church
and the atrocities it has commited
throughout the years.
BUT that's not Catholic faith huh? It's
so nice to seperate and ignore things when
it is convenient. Blah blah blah.
I'm pretty much done with this debate,
because like I said before, you cannot
clap with one hand.
I'm bore with this one. Why don't you
start a post and Defend Bush so I can get
in on that. Now that sounds like some
fun.
By the way, aren't the Jewish people the
chosen ones? Are you Jewish too?
Eric
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Posted: 10-10-07 14:28pm
HAHAHAHAHA!
I would defend Bush, but not the
president.
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I actually went through and extracted
several quotes from the two different
versions of Job, and then my laptop died
because I forgot to plug it in -_-
Basically, go to the Book of Job. The very
first chapter (from the website you have
me) is the Prose version. It says Job was
without sin, and in the end after all the
bad stuff happened to him (which God has
Satan do to him for no reason...) it says
that he was still without sin and never
questioned God.
The poetry, however, is a very different
story. Literally. It is far longer, and
almost all of it consists of Job...
complaining! He is questioning God and
God's very messed up sense of justice. He
says, "Those who are sinful and deny him
are saved and exalted, yet me, who is
without sin, I get nothing. I get
punished!" Finally God comes down and
pretty much b**ch slaps Job. Job says
"Hey, I can't compete with you, I just
thought it was all really unfair." God
concedes to this, and gives Job twice as
much as he'd had before his fall.
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Posted: 10-10-07 15:58pm
The holy spirit shooses the pope. LMBO at
that. Gimme a break.
And the bible doesn't condone slavery. How
many passages do I have to put up showing
that it did just that? In the name of God
with a capital G?
LOL Marianne. I'll defend that bush too
.
Eric
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First off I am not a conservitive or a
liberal, neither a republican or a
democrat. I am a Catholic, i dont have any
political alligence, I vote according to
who I believe would be the better
president.
I am not going to defend G W B or attack
him, he has been voted into that Job by
the American people and that is all I need
to know that he is the right man for the
Job. I may not agree with all of his
policies but that is life.
Sorry Eiri without chapter and verse I can
not help you.
"By the way, aren't the Jewish people the
chosen ones? Are you Jewish too? "
In one sense no, in another sense yes.
"God saved the slaves because they were
mistreated. Up until then he did nothing.
"
If you want to believe that, that is upto
you but it is simply not the biblical
reason, it is right there in exodus, 'I am
Yahweh your God who brought you out of
Egypt, where you lived as slaves.
'You shall have no other gods to rival
me.”
To understand slavery is to understand
what God means. When a man enslaves
another man he is raising himself above
that man. this is done by "dehumanizing"
the enslaved person making him less than a
person. All human beings are of supreem
worth and dignity in the eyes of God
because they are his creation. They are
very much persons to him. when one group
of people set themselves above another
group of people they set themselves up as
gods over them, it is they who deem
themselves to be gods able to decide who
is to have rights and dignity and who is
not, they choose the worth of each slave.
God would not have this.... "you shall
have no other gods to rival me"
If the Egyptians saw the Jews as a
creation of God with supreem dignity and
worth and understood that it was the same
God that gave the egyptians the same
supreem diginity and worth then they would
have freed the people themselves.
and so Col 4:1 says
"Masters, provide your slaves with what is
right and fair, because you know that you
also have a Master in heaven. "
If the slave masters were to provide the
slaves with what is right and fair in the
eyes of God, they would let the slaves be
free men.
Slavery still prevails today in the west,
America is not a free nation, it is under
the yoke of slavery except the chains and
the shackles have been replaced with
Plastic Cards, overdrafts and your masters
are banks. Working for one meal a day has
been replaced with food as and when you
want it, big houses, expensive cars etc.
The slaves standard of living is increased
but dont be fooled you are just a slave.
America was intended to be the land of the
free, America was the protestant dream
intended to be the crown of protestant
Christianity. It has become the sess pit
of lies and deciet, a prostitute who
prostitutes itself, the people who sell
themselves on false promises of happiness
in personal wealth and materialism and the
pursuite of pleasure and every where you
turn you see the people trying to knumb
the pain cause they know its all a lie.
America, the true America is something
built into every living human being on
this planet, freedom is yours for the
taking, true happiness exists, true
liberty and justice is only found in the
one true God.........
"You were bought at a price; do not become
slaves of men"
America, America!!!
woe unto you America, for the house that
was built for your servent has become the
house of the tyrant, woe unto you america
for the men who were to become your
servents have become your masters, woe
unto you America for the law abiding man
is neglected and the scoundrels exhalted.
Woe unto you America, flag ship of the
protestant reformation for your ship is
sinking.
Glory to God from whom all life, all
freedom all Good things come, Glory to God
for he has delivered us from the hands of
our enslavers, and set us free to be
adopted Children of Christ. Glory to God
for the servents he sends to us, Glory to
God for exhalting the Good man and
bringing to nothing the scoundrel, Glory
to you oh God for the Flagship of Christ
still sails upon the holy see, despite the
winds and the rain and all the trials and
tribulations it has endured... Blessed Be
God forever!
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Posted: 10-10-07 22:03pm
Eiri
wrote:
I actually went through and
extracted several quotes from the two
different versions of Job, and then my
laptop died because I forgot to plug it in
-_- Basically, go to the Book of Job. The
very first chapter (from the website you
have me) is the Prose version. It says Job
was without sin, and in the end after all
the bad stuff happened to him (which God
has Satan do to him for no reason...) it
says that he was still without sin and
never questioned God.
The poetry, however, is a very different
story. Literally. It is far longer, and
almost all of it consists of Job...
complaining! He is questioning God and
God's very messed up sense of justice. He
says, "Those who are sinful and deny him
are saved and exalted, yet me, who is
without sin, I get nothing. I get
punished!" Finally God comes down and
pretty much b**ch slaps Job. Job says
"Hey, I can't compete with you, I just
thought it was all really unfair." God
concedes to this, and gives Job twice as
much as he'd had before his
fall.
God darnit, you can't even find Job in the
bible? Some catholic you are.
[1:1] There was a man in the land of Uz,
whose name was Job. That man was blameless
and upright, and one who feared God, and
turned away from evil.
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[1:8] Yahweh said to Satan, "Have you
considered my servant, Job? For there is
none like him in the earth, a blameless
and an upright man, one who fears
God, and turns away from evil."
[1:9] Then Satan answered Yahweh, and
said, "Does Job fear God for nothing?
[1:10] Haven't you made a hedge around
him, and around his house, and around all
that he has, on every side? You have
blessed the work of his hands, and his
substance is increased in the land.
[1:11] But put forth your hand now, and
touch all that he has, and he will renounce
you to your face."
[1:12] Yahweh said to Satan, "Behold, all
that he has is in your power. Only on
himself don't put forth your hand." So
Satan went forth from the presence of
Yahweh.
Now, it is true that Job never does
renounce God to His face in the prose or
the poetry, despite the fact that this is
all just a game God and Satan are playing.
If God is god, then why the heck does he
need to prove anything to Satan? Why are
the two of them even talking, like old
chums nonetheless?
Well, here's more prose. Let's skip to the
ending, we all know what a big jerk God
is:
Prose
wrote:
[1:20] Then Job arose, and tore his robe,
and shaved his head, and fell down on the
ground, and worshiped.
[1:21] He said, "Naked I came out of my
mother's womb, and naked shall I return
there. Yahweh gave, and Yahweh has taken
away. Blessed be the name of Yahweh."
[1:22] In all this, Job did not sin, nor charge God
with
wrongdoing.
Now, I've bolded that last section for one
singular reason: In the poetry which
follows... Job DOES charge God with
wrongdoing! Not to God's face of course
(it's GOD, for christ's sake!),
but during a ridiculously long debate with
some priests, he calls out God as unfair,
cruel, uncaring, and all around sadistic.
Let's take a look:
Poetry
wrote:
Job
complains:
[3:11] "Why didn't I die from the womb?
Why didn't I give up the spirit when
my mother bore me?
Job calls
out God:
5:8 "But as for me, I would seek God,
To God would I commit my cause;
5:9 Who does great things that can't be
fathomed,
Marvelous things without number;
Job
mentions some Godly jerkness:
5:12 He frustrates the devices of the
crafty,
So that their hands can't perform
their enterprise.
Job does
some more complaining:
6:2 "Oh that my anguish were weighed,
And all my calamity laid in the
balances!
6:3 For now it would be heavier than the
sand of the seas,
Therefore have my words been rash.
Job
mentions that despite his suffering, he
hasn't denounced God:
6:10 Be it still my consolation,
Yes, let me exult in pain that
doesn't spare,
That I have not denied the words of
the Holy One.
Job talks
about how he didn't ask for God's gifts,
and was not greedy in taking them:
6:22 Did I say, 'Give to me?'
Or, 'Offer a present for me from
your substance?'
6:23 Or, 'Deliver me from the adversary's
hand?'
Or, 'Redeem me from the hand of the
oppressors?'
Job asks
once of many times what he has done
wrong:
6:24 "Teach me, and I will hold my peace;
Cause me to understand wherein I
have erred.
6:25 How forcible are words of
uprightness!
But your reproof, what does it
reprove?
Job
rather forcibly demands God to pay
attention to him:
6:28 Now therefore be pleased to look at
me,
For surely I shall not lie to your
face.
6:29 Please return. Let there be no
injustice;
Yes, return again, my cause is
righteous.
Job does
some more melodramatic
complaining:
7:5 My flesh is clothed with worms and
clods of dust.
My skin closes up, and breaks out
afresh.
Job
finally gets fed up and really kicks in
the demands for attention!
7:11 "Therefore I will not keep silent.
I will speak in the anguish of my
spirit.
I will complain in the bitterness of
my soul.
Again,
Job asks what he has done wrong to deserve
punishment. He's got no issue with being
punished, if he knew what his crime was.
He did nothing wrong as we all know, and
he knows it too, and so he clearly knows
that his suffering is INJUST:
7:20 If I have sinned, what do I do to
you, you watcher of men?
Why have you set me as a mark for
you,
So that I am a burden to myself?
7:21 Why do you not pardon my
disobedience, and take away my iniquity?
For now shall I lie down in the
dust.
You will seek me diligently, but I
shall not be."
The
following is one of the replies of the
guy's he's talking to, trying to say God
couldn't make a mistake!:
8:1 Then Bildad the Shuhite answered,
8:2 "How long will you speak these
things?
Shall the words of your mouth be a
mighty wind?
8:3 Does God pervert justice?
Or does the Almighty pervert
righteousness?
Bildad
insists Job must have done something wrong:
8:13 So are the paths of all who forget
God.
The hope of the godless man shall
perish,
8:20 "Behold, God will not cast away a
blameless man,
Neither will he uphold the
evil-doers.
Job feels
that's a bunch of hooey:
9:1 Then Job answered,
9:2 "Truly I know that it is so,
But how can man be just with God?
Then Job
praises God many times over, saying, yes,
God is indeed cool, I know this, you know
this:
9:8 Who alone stretches out the heavens,
Treads on the waves of the sea;
9:9 Who makes the Bear, Orion, and the
Pleiades,
And the chambers of the south;
9:10 Who does great things past finding
out,
Yes, marvelous things without
number.
Job
comments on how God can get away with
anything and no one dares question
him:
9:12 Behold, he snatches away; who can
hinder him?
Who will ask him, 'What are you
doing?'
Job again
talks of speaking to God Himself:
9:14 How much less shall I answer him,
Choose my words to argue with him?
Job
believes God doesn't care about
him:
9:16 If I had called, and he had answered
me,
Yet would I not believe that he
listened to my voice.
9:17 For he breaks me with a tempest,
Multiplies my wounds without cause.
And here,
Job gets really angry, saying
that God destroys the innocent AND the
evil all the same, and does not care. I
particularly like the bolded line:
9:22 "It is all the same. Therefore I
say,
He destroys the blameless and the
wicked.
9:23 If the scourge kills suddenly,
He
will mock at the trial of the innocent.
Job says
that bad people are in charge, and since
God does everything, then it must be he
who put them in control. If not he, then
who else? Doesn't God do
everything?
9:24 The
earth is given into the hand of the
wicked.
He covers the faces of the judges of
it.
If
not he, then who is it?
Job says
that it is very unfair for God to judge
him, since unlike men, there is no
mediator and God can punish him without
reproach:
9:32 For he is not a man, as I am, that I
should answer him,
That we should come together in
judgment.
9:33 There is no umpire between us,
That might lay his hand on us both.
9:34 Let him take his rod away from me,
Let his terror not make me afraid:
Job
continues to say that his life is so bad
he has the right to complain:
10:1 "My soul is weary of my life;
I will give free course to my
complaint.
I will speak in the bitterness of my
soul.
Haven't I
been asking this for weeks?
10:3 Is it
good to you that you should
oppress,
That you should despise the work of
your hands,
And
smile on the counsel of the wicked?
More on
how God is unfair since he can do anything
he wants and no one can stop him:
10:7 Although you know that I am not
wicked,
There is no one who can deliver [me]
out of your hand.
Just some
more generalized complaining about God's
behavior:
12:4 I am like one who is a joke to his
neighbor,
I, who called on God, and he
answered.
The
just, the blameless man is a joke.
Here's
some good stuff: Job says that God helps
the unworthy, and punishes the
blameless:
12:6 The tents of robbers prosper,
Those who provoke God are secure;
Who carry their God in their hands.
12:13 "With God is wisdom and might.
He has counsel and understanding.
Here's
more of God being a jerk:
12:17 He leads counselors away stripped.
He makes judges fools.
12:18 He loosens the bond of kings,
He binds their loins with a belt.
12:19 He leads priests away stripped,
And overthrows the mighty.
12:20 He removes the speech of those who
are trusted,
And takes away the understanding of
the elders.
12:21 He pours contempt on princes,
And loosens the belt of the strong.
13:1 "Behold, my eye has seen all this,
My ear has heard and understood it.
13:2 What you know, I know also.
I am not inferior to you.
Job AGAIN
asks to speak to God:
13:3 "Surely I would speak to the
Almighty.
I desire to reason with God.
Job is
cursing at the priests in this one.
Basically, he says that they're trying to
"cover" for God's injustice, and Job is
calling them out on their bull crap. He
even says that God will get angry at them for their
words!
13:4 But
you are forgers of lies.
You are all physicians of no value.
13:5 Oh
that you would be completely silent!
Then you would be wise.
13:6 Hear now my reasoning.
Listen to the pleadings of my lips.
13:7 Will
you speak unrighteously for God,
And talk deceitfully for him?
13:8 Will you show partiality to him?
Will you contend for God?
13:9 Is it good that he should search you
out?
Or as one deceives a man, will you
deceive him?
13:10 He will surely reprove you
If you secretly show partiality.
13:12 Your memorable sayings are proverbs
of ashes,
Your defenses are defenses of clay.
I believe
this is Job's last calling out for God to
answer what his sins are:
13:23 How many are my iniquities and
sins?
Make me know my disobedience and my
sin.
13:24 Why hide you your face,
And hold me for your enemy?
More of
the same:
19:7 "Behold, I cry out of wrong, but I am
not heard:
I cry for help, but there is no
justice.
This line
is ironic, hehe:
19:23 "Oh that my words were now written!
Oh that they were inscribed in a
book!
19:24 That with an iron pen and lead
They were engraved in the rock
forever!
Don't
worry Job, I hear
ya.
I'm sorry for the length.
But if all you did was scroll through,
please read this section:
1. You can CLEARLY see a stylistic
difference between the prose and the
poetry. They were not written at the same
time.
2. The poetry's story is far different
from the prose's!
3. Job questions God. A lot. Like,
constantly.
4. He definitely accuses God of
wrongdoing!! So the two versions of Job
don't even agree with each other!
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Posted: 10-11-07 08:19am
Your two quotes are from the same version
of Job, the Same book of Job, it is a
linear story, it does not make sense to
say that they are two different versions,
Job is one linear story.
A story that deals with the problem of
evil in the world. At first Job had no
reason to defame God, why should he had
all his wealth and fine living, is the
love of another dependent upon the things
they can give you. God allows satan to
test the love of Job, satan says look if
you take away the things you have given
him, Job will defame you, God says you
have dominion over his property but do not
touch his person. It is when all he has is
destroyed Job cries out, "I came into this
world naked and I shall leave this world
naked" what God has given he has taken
away, blessed by God. and no fault was
found in Job.
But Satan wanted to have control of his
person and was sure this would cause Job
to defame God and so job was tormented by
illness and extreem suffering and he did
indeed blaspheme God, he accused God of
wrong doing of the cause of his pain, but
God had not caused it, it was Satan who
had Caused it, he had accused God Falsely.
The more he accused God the more the
suffering exponded, until God finally
explained it to him at which point Job
repented of his own wrong doing and saw
the righteousness of God. Job now exclaims
the joy of suffering for God, That God
permits evil to bring about a greater good
"I had heard of you by the hearing of the
ear, But now my eye sees you."
They are not two different versions, but
one linear story
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UCanQuit
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Posted: 10-11-07 08:57am
but God had not caused it, it was Satan
who had Caused it, he had accused God
Falsely.
But God allowed it. Didn't he? God let
Satan use Job as some pawn to show his
faith? Seems a little insecure to me.
It kind of reminds me of Rudolph. It's
supposed to be a feel good story, but
watch it closer. Santa is a jerk,
Rudolph's dad is a jerk. Everyone is a
jerk to him. They won't play with him
because he different. They think that he
is a freak. Nobody liked him until he
could do something for them.
And Job is supposed to be a feel good
story, but it sounds more like an
unncessary stroking of the ego to me.