A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was
astonished to see that his bed was nicely
made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to "Mom" With the worst
premonition she opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom,:
It is with great regret and sorrow that
I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice. But I knew you would not approve
of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the
fact that she is much older than I am. But
it's not only the passion...Mom she's
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll
be growing it for ourselves and trading it
with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy. Don't worry Mom. I'm
15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm
over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in
life than the report card that's in my
center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
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Marfa2107
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Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1552 Location: Galena, Kansas United States
Posted: 10-04-07 15:12pm
hahahaha
that's too cute!!
i was getting worried at the beginning..
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SamanthaM
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Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 2079 Location: Mishawaka, Indiana
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Posted: 10-04-07 15:14pm
I've seen that before..It's hilarious.
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rosejackson
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Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 4360 Location: hertfordshire, england
