Joined: 05 Oct 2006 Posts: 1535 Location: Somewhere else...not here., PA USA
Thanks: 6
Thanked:7
Letter to Santa Posted: 11-27-07 22:10pm
So...I was bored earlier and wrote a joke
letter to Santa.
Dear Santa,
I thought we had a deal. I leave you a
glass of milk, four cookies (two chocolate
chip, one sugar, one peanut butter) and a
carrot for each of the damn reindeer
(Dasher, Basher, Smasher, whoever) and you
leave me the Barbie Dreamhouse. I held up
my end of the bargain. And what did I get?
A BRATZ DOLL!
Unacceptable, Claus, UNACCEPTABLE. The
Better Business Bureau will be hearing
about this.
I want the Dreamhouse. And the pink
convertible.
And if I don't get them, watch your back.
And guard those reindeer.
Love,
Lexi