A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and
sees a letter on the bed. With the worst
premonition, she reads it, with trembling
hands: it is with great regret and sorrow
that i'm telling you that I eloped with my
new boyfriend. I have found real
passion and he is so nice,with all his
piercing's and tattoos and his big
motorcycle. But it is not only that mom,
i'm pregnant and ahmed said that we will
be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with
me and that's one of my dreams. I've
learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and his
friends, who are providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasies we may want.In the
meantime, we'll pray for science to find
the aids cure, for ahmed to get better, he
deserves it. Don't worry mom, i'm 15
years old now and I know how to take care
of myself. Some day i'll visit so you
will get to know your grandchildren.Your
daughter, judith
>
> ps: mom, it's not true. I'm at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life
than the school's report card that's in my
desk's drawer...I love you!
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KariM18
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 13 Jan 2004 Posts: 1436 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan
Posted: 04-27-04 10:43am
Haha so cute!
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ERICA83
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 738 Location: clinton twp, MI
Posted: 04-27-04 10:45am
Lol how funny k I got 2 jokes dont know if
any of you will like them but here they
go.
1- there were 2 dead men, man 1 and man 2
. 1 said to 2 how did u die? 2 said he
froze to death. Then 2 said to 1 how did
u die? 1 said well see I always suspected
my wife of cheating and came home early
hopeing to catch her and to my suprise she
was just sitting there knitting. I looked
everywhere, under the bed, in the basement
, in my closet and as I was running up to
our room I had a heart attack that killed
me. Man 2 said to man 1 "damnit! If you
had only looked in the freezer we'd both
still be alive"
2- k a single woman put a ad in the paper
looking for a single man, she was looking
for someone who was sweet understanding,
compassionate, someone who was not
physically abusive or someone who wouldnt
run out on her
anyway, her door bell rings and when she
opens the door it is a man in a
wheelchair, he says I am here about the ad
in the paper and she says well your not
quit what I was looking for since he had
no arms or legs. He says, I have no arms
to beat you with and no legs to run out on
you with. She asked him how is everything
down there ( you know privates) he says
how do you think I rang the doorbell? Lol
~ erica.
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KariM18
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 13 Jan 2004 Posts: 1436 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan
