A new lady teacher came to teach 8th
standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her
intro, and asked all the
students to introduce themselves with name
and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys
first."
Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby
is to see
bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher was confused to listen but said,
"Interesting.
Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in
telling the hobby. And after all
there is essentially a child in each of
us. So it's ok John. Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is
to see
bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good.
I like the
spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next."
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to
see bubble in
the bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what?
Please be
sincere. Ok next."
This continues...
and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and
my hobby is
to see bubble in the bathtub."
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't
think I will be
able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please."
First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to
see birds."
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something
different. Ok
next."
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to
collect perfumes."
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up
girls. Ok
next. You sweet girl; Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class:
"Madam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is
to take bath
three times a day."
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mamaTT
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Posted: 02-04-08 10:31am
That was
pretty funny!
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Lilly Ivy
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Posted: 02-04-08 10:33am
lol, I've heard one similar, but that one
makes more sence
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rosejackson
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Posted: 02-04-08 11:42am
hehe thats funny
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acruz
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Posted: 02-04-08 11:50am
LOL! That was pretty good!!
The next time someone asks you a dumb
question wouldn't you like to respond like
this?.....
>Yesterday I was buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for Athena, my wonder dog
at Wal-Mart and was in the check out line.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired, with little to do,
on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't
have a dog, and that I was starting the
Purina Diet again.
I probably shouldn't, I continued,
because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time. I awoke in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. However, I
did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was
giving it another go.
>I told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet and that the way that it
works is you load your pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete and I needed to
lose a few more pounds. (I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line
was, by now, enthralled with my story.)
>Horrified, this woman asked if I ended
up in intensive care because I'd been
poisoned by the dog food. I told her no,
it happened because I stepped off a curb
to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car
hit both of us.
>I thought the guy behind her was going
to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard!
That was
pretty funny!
