Joined: 16 Jan 2008 Posts: 20 Location: Frankfurt, Hessen Germany
astrocytoma grade II Intro Posted: 02-14-08 06:06am
Hey all, am I in the right place here? I
read the how-to introduce, appears to only
be applicable for women?
So, my name's Ralph, I'm 38, married with
two kids.
I've some health worries specifically:
astrocytoma grade II (brain tumor),
depression, at least one personality
disorder and just generally one wierd guy.
I'm a systems programmer with definite
redneck tendencies (...you might be a
redneck if... kinda guy).
hobby: MX/enduro riding. which I may have
to give up, due to ever increasing
neurological deficits (including a left
hand that's only working on two fingers so
please excuse my terrible typing).
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Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 3235 Location: Coral Springs, FL USA
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Posted: 02-14-08 06:32am
Hi Ralph!
Welcome to EHEALTH. I think you've got a
good point there ---- this started as a
pregnancy introduction but we might want
to create an introduction for all forums.
Thanks for sharing the idea!
Can you give me a you're know you're a
redneck if ... joke?
redneck programmer
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 16 Jan 2008 Posts: 20 Location: Frankfurt, Hessen Germany
Posted: 02-15-08 05:17am
ok, here goes:
IF You think safe sex is a padded
headboard. you might be a redneck.
another one, k?
IF You can change the oil in your truck
without ducking your head... you might be
a redneck...
any bells ringing here?
IF Anyone in your family died right after
saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"..you
might be a redneck.
Jeff foxworthy is the best...SHO'NUFF!!!
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Little Miss Oops
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 542 Location: Just Know That It Sucksville, Usa
Posted: 03-04-08 13:50pm
lol yep of course!!! i got one!!!
You might be a redneck IF your family tree
doesn't branch!!! lol that's my favorite.
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