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little_woman

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Joined: 04 Mar 2004
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Deep Thought of the Day Cause Meg Is Bored
Posted: 05-05-04 00:39am

A wise friend once asked me, how do dead bugs get into the light fixture even though it is screwed on tightly?

Sorry its 8:42 am here and for some reason im awake so dont be mad at me for spamming the boards!

Meg
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nikki_caro

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Joined: 22 Aug 2003
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Posted: 05-05-04 00:40am

Whats the answer? Lol I have no idea. But why are bugs and roaches attracted to that neon light when it shocks them and kills them anyways? Lol
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little_woman

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Joined: 04 Mar 2004
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Posted: 05-05-04 00:41am

Why are husbands and boyfriends attracted to other women when they know it could get them killed? Cause they were given 2 heads and only enough blood for one at a time....Roaches are just unlucky, bottom of the food chain
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mumof2

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Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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Location: Australia

Posted: 05-05-04 00:42am

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you going "health question, we health question up"
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little_woman

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Joined: 04 Mar 2004
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Posted: 05-05-04 00:43am

A good friend will bail you out of jail but your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying *that was health question awesome!
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nikki_caro

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Posted: 05-05-04 00:47am

Haha you guys are funny! I like that one about the husbands, I think its really true! Lol
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