Subj: (al) The Irish Gas Station

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new
Mercedes
into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the
golfer
is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those things, laddie?"
asks the attendant.

They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies
Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant.
"Those
fellas at Mercedes think of everything.