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noodleandshorty
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Joined: 19 Jan 2004
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Location: burlington
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Ryan Said the Funniest Thing This Morning
Posted: 07-29-04 09:23am
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We woke up and he looks at me and says "my
lil (caps) milf" lol!! And then he starts
laughin'. He wants me to tell yall that
he finally got some after 6months! Since
he was an a$$ and posted that he doesnt
get any anymore lol so he wanted me to
tell yall that he finally scored. Lol
after calling me a milf. It wasnt
romantic. I have a question; how come it
hurts so damn bad?!? I thought I was
gonna cry!! It really really hurts
afterwards like I cant sit down...Sorry
might be tmi. But anyways he wanted me to
tell yall he finally got some, and I
wanted to tell yall that im a "milf" as
ryan says lol! O brother, sorry now im
just rambling. Gotta go byebye
~heather ryan and mackenzie
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sparklypixie12
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Posted: 07-29-04 09:39am
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Omg that's so so funny-lmafo! Lol! Well
i'm sure he's happy now  it's bound to hurt
hun I think because of all that extra
pressure in your pelvis (i'm just guessing
here!) hey it hurts me & i'm not even
preg! Lol!
If he asks again tell him to pee off! Lol
joke!
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insurancegirl
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Posted: 07-29-04 09:54am
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Last edited by insurancegirl on 11-09-04 11:39am; edited 1 time in total
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linuxChique
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:16am
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Lol mike calls me that too!
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smith8500
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Joined: 17 Sep 2003
Posts: 6623
Location: Louisiana
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Hey
Posted: 07-29-04 10:28am
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Lmao. That is too cute! Go ryan!
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bd1012
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:30am
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What's a milf? 
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smith8500
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Location: Louisiana
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Hey
Posted: 07-29-04 10:31am
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Lmao! I didn't know either, but I didn't
wanna be the only one to say what is that!
Lmao!
Love,
chanda
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bd1012
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:33am
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My bf sometimes calls me comequat. (sp?)
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smith8500
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Location: Louisiana
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Hey
Posted: 07-29-04 10:33am
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nikki_caro
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:34am
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You have to watch american pie to get it.
Milf is .Mother .I'd .Like to .F***
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bd1012
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:34am
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Is it a lil indian or something?~ comequat
I mean not milf
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smith8500
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Hey
Posted: 07-29-04 10:36am
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I did watch american pie and I still
didn't get it! Lmao now I do!
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nikki_caro
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:36am
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Indian? Lol no. See in the movie these
guys were staring at a pic of stifflers
mom and they were like "man id f*** her"
and then the other drunk guy was like yeah
shes a milf, mother id like to fuc*, and
then they were all like "milf! Milf!
Milf! Milf!"
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bd1012
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:38am
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I meant is comequat a lil indian, I
understand what milf is now.
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lilmama2b_oct04
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Location: Wisconsin
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:44am
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Lol a milf is a ~mother id like to
f*ck~.... Hehe heather that is just too
funny. Kevin was all talkin about how im
so sexy now with my big boobs and big ass
(lol) and my pregnant stomach turns him on
so much, and then when im not pregnant no
more im gonna be even sexier cuz my boobs
are gonna look huge on my small body and
blah blah blah... I laughed and told him
im gonna be a milf  ok
but with the sex, have you tried using
lubes? It will still hurt, but not
anywhere near as bad. Its hurt me ever
since I got pregnant, and it even hurt
before that, just not as bad. Even though
you seem wetter when your pregnant, your
still drier up there I guess. But I dunno
I know exactly where your coming from.
Lol kevin never gets any either. Im
trying to become a little nympho again
though lol gotta keep my man happy
maybe you guys should try more like oral
sex and stuff before you have sex, I know
it helps me and kevin alot!
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lilmama2b_oct04
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Posted: 07-29-04 10:48am
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Damn it my post is kinda late lol... I
guess thats what I get for going pee and
taking my time to post
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PregnaJordan
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bd1012
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Posted: 07-29-04 11:49am
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Ooooh, it sounds like it would be a
little indian.
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linuxChique
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Posted: 07-29-04 12:00pm
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Haha! A kumquat is like a tiny orange.
Its about the size of a grape, and you eat
the whole thing skin and all. I don't
like them. The skin is too bitter, and
i'm not much on citrus anyway!
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Wings are blue
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 435
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Posted: 07-29-04 12:20pm
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You know that song "stacie's mom"? Well,
daniel and I always sing "rylee's mom has
got it goin on. She's all I want and I
waited for so long. Rylee can't you see
you're just not the girl for me. I know
it might be wrong but i'm in love
w/rylee's mom." ha ha! Sorry I just
thought that was funny!
Angie
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