Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 831 Location: Bonny Scotland
Another Joke Posted: 08-19-04 19:22pm
Whats the speed limit for sex?
68mph, at 69 you stop and turn around
yep crap joke but made me giggle
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babyrae
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Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Posts: 2957 Location: Manitoba, Canada
Posted: 08-19-04 19:27pm
Lol!!!!
Shauna
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sweetsuzi
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Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 831 Location: Bonny Scotland
Posted: 08-19-04 19:33pm
Lol alrighty another one
jesus says to john come forth ill give you
eternal life. John came fifth he won a
toaster
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babyrae
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Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Posts: 2957 Location: Manitoba, Canada
Posted: 08-19-04 19:50pm
Hahahha that one took me awhile~ lol!
Shauna
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sweetsuzi
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Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 831 Location: Bonny Scotland
Posted: 08-19-04 20:04pm
Lol shauna took me ages to get that lol
i got loads of jokes
a scots boy came home from school and told
his mother he had been given a part in the
school play. "wonderful," says the
mother, "what part is it?" the boy says "i
play the part of the scottish husband!"
the mother scowls and says: "go back and
tell your teacher you want a speaking
part."
or
sandy was drinking at a pub all night.
When he got up to leave, he fell flat on
his face. He tried to stand again, but to
no avail, falling flat on his face. He
decided to crawl outside and get some
fresh air to see whether that would sober
him up. Once outside, he stood up and,
sure enough, fell flat on his face. So,
being a practical scot, he crawled all the
way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet
again, but fell flat on his face. He
crawled through the door into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed, he tried once
more to stand upright. This time he
managed to pull himself to his feet but
fell into bed. He was sound asleep as
soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife
shaking him and shouting, "so, ye've been
oot drinkin' as usual!" "why would ye say
that?" he complained innocently.
"because the pub called an' ye left yer
wheelchair there again!"
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babyrae
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Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Posts: 2957 Location: Manitoba, Canada
Posted: 08-19-04 20:09pm
Hahahahahaha! Thats hilarious!
Shauna
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sparklypixie12
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Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 3099
Posted: 08-19-04 20:43pm
Now i'm just trying to think of one of
those that go...."there was an irish man,
an english man & a scottish
man.................."
Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 831 Location: Bonny Scotland
Posted: 08-19-04 21:21pm
2 men walk in to a bar in glasgow
"donkey what you having" asks jimmy
" a p-p-p a p-p-pint offf lager
p-p-please" donkey replied with a bad
stutter
"two lagers please barman" says jimmy he
continues saying" donkey im going to the
mens room could you get the drinks and
pick a table" he said paying the barman.
Jimmy goes off and donkey receives the
drinks
"listen I think it's terrible how he calls
you donkey" says the barman with a
disgruntled look on his face. Donkey
replies
"he awww, he awww he always calls me that"
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sweetsuzi
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Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 831 Location: Bonny Scotland
Posted: 08-19-04 21:28pm
Lol you think there jokes but their actual
true stories
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Scarf
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Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 1062 Location: Ontario, Canada
Posted: 08-19-04 21:48pm
They are all funny. I love the wheelchair
one tho lol
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bellax0x
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Joined: 10 Jun 2004 Posts: 3572 Location: Jersey Baby!
Posted: 08-19-04 23:13pm
Haha so funny! I still dont get the
toaster one tho! Lol
