~a blonde suspects her boyfriend of
cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a
redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She
opens her purse to take out the gun, and
as she does so, she is overcome with
grief. She takes the gun and puts it to
her head.
The boyfriend yells, "no, honey, don't do
it!!!"
the blonde replies, "shut up, you're
next!"
