Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 1089 Location: with my love
This Is Too Cute Im Sure You Have Heard of It Posted: 11-09-04 20:19pm
It was another payday and I was tired of
mr. Goodbar.
I saw miss hershey standing behind the
powerhouse on the corner of clark and
fifth avenue when I whipped out my whopper
and whispered, “hey sweetheart, how'd you
like to crunch on my big hunk for a
million dollar bar?”
well, she immediately went down on my
tootsie roll, and it was like pure almond
joy!
I couldn't help but grab her delicious
mounds because it was easy to see that
this little twix had the red hots.
It was all I could do to hold the snickers
and crackle as my butterfinger went up her
tight little kit kat and she started to
scream “oh henry, oh henry!”
soon she was fondling my peter pan and
zagnut and I knew it wouldn't be long
before I blew my milk duds clear to mars
that gave her a taste of the old milky
way.
She asked me if I was into m&m, but I
said, “hey chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I
said, “look you little reese's pieces,
don't be a zero, be a lifesaver. Why
don't you take my whatchamacallit and slip
it up your bit 'o' honey?”
(what a piece of juicy fruit she was,
too!)
she screamed, “oh crackerjack, better than
the three musketeers!” as I rammed my ding
dong up her rocky road and into her peanut
butter cup.
Well, I was giving it to her good 'n'
plenty, when all the sudden... My
starburst!
Yeah, as luck would have it, she started
to grow chunky and complained of a wrigley
in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later, out
popped? Baby ruth!
