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kitty2luv
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 1089
Location: with my love
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Jokes
Posted: 11-10-04 13:26pm
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Which condom would you use....
Nike condoms: just do it.
Toyota condoms: oh what a feeling.
Diet pepsi condoms: you got the right one,
baby.
Pringles condoms: once you pop, you can't
stop.
Mentos condoms: the freshmaker.
Flintstones vitamins condom pack: ten
million strong and growing.
Secret condoms: strong enough for a man,
but made for a woman.
Macintosh condoms: it does more, it costs
less, its that simple.
Ford condoms: the best never rest.
Chevy condoms: like a rock.
Dial condoms: aren't you glad you use it?
Don't you wish everybody did?
New york lotto condoms: cause hey-- you
never know.
California lotto condoms: who's next?
Avis condoms: trying harder than ever.
Kfc condoms: finger-licking good.
Coca cola condoms: always a real thing.
Lays condoms: betcha can't have just
one.
Cambells soup condoms: mm, mm good.
The carl's jr. Condom: if it doesn't get
all over the place, it doesn't belong in
your face...
General electric: we bring good things to
life!
At&t condom: 'reach out and touch
someone.'
bounty: the quicker picker upper.
Microsoft: where do you want to go today
?
Energizer: it keeps going and going and
going....
M&m condom: 'it melts in your mouth,
not in your hands!'
chevron: use them? People do.
Taco bell: get some; make a run for the
border
mci: for friends and family
double mint: double your pleasure, double
your fun!
The sears latex condom: one coat is good
for the entire winter
delta airlines travel pack: delta's ready
when you are
united airlines travel pack: fly united
the star trek condom: to boldly go where
no man has gone before
wendy condoms: where's the beef?
Denny's condoms: $1.99 grand slam
mazda condom: it just feels right!
Maxwell house: good to the last drop!
Mcdonalds condom: over 99 billion served
hewlett packard condoms: expanding
possibilities
burger king: have it your way
dairy queen: we treat you right
aol: so easy to use, no wonder it's #1
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one day a man came home from work to find
his wife crying hysterically in the
kitchen.
"what's wrong dearest??" asked the
confused husband.
"oh darling," sobbed the wife, "i was
cleaning little suzie's room when I found
whips, handcuffs and chains under her
bedm, along with a very erotic porn
magazine! What ever are we going to
do???"
"well," replied the man...
"i guess a spanking is out of the
question?"
````````````````````````````why do women
talk more than men, and why are men
smarter than women?
Because women have four lips and men have
two heads!
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IDABABY
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 12 Mar 2004
Posts: 2236
Location: ***Wisconsin Baby***
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Posted: 11-10-04 14:01pm
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I guess I would use any of those, just not
trojan, because thats how I got
pregnant.Lol
kristin
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GuitarJade
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Posts: 330
Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: 11-10-04 14:07pm
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Sounds like somebody's a little horney...
Or something! I hate condoms... They're
so icky!
~sam
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kitty2luv
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 1089
Location: with my love
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Posted: 11-10-04 14:34pm
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Lol yea yea kinda I am I hate them too
they feel so nasty inside ya and I rember
one time one got stuck in me ewww so dats
y I dotn like em
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linuxChique
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 4535
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Posted: 11-10-04 15:05pm
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Omgosh! Definitely .N.O.T the mcdonalds
one!!
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samismama
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 824
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Posted: 11-10-04 15:27pm
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 I
hate condoms too! I wont say wat I doo
like 
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kitty2luv
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 1089
Location: with my love
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Posted: 11-10-04 15:39pm
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Lol they just suck all together I dont kno
if I post this in here but whats every1's
fav postion
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bellax0x
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 3572
Location: Jersey Baby!
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Posted: 11-10-04 15:41pm
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I also hatteee condoms! Yck! But theyre
funny!
<3
gaby
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IDABABY
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 12 Mar 2004
Posts: 2236
Location: ***Wisconsin Baby***
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Posted: 11-10-04 15:42pm
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Why do you all hate condoms?
Kristin
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cherriegurl
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 1218
Location: Washington state
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Posted: 11-10-04 15:43pm
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I hate condoms!! Birth control all the
way lol
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LHSbabe0207
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 632
Location: Louisiana girl!!!
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Posted: 11-10-04 17:15pm
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Omg! Lol those r so hilarious!!!
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oangelc543
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Sep 2004
Posts: 521
Location: TX
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Daile
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 319
Location: Missouri
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Posted: 11-11-04 03:38am
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Eww, I don't like condoms either. They
feel soooo weird!! I mean, if I wanted to
feel rubber, I would buy a vibrator!!!
Daile
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