Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 1134 Location: Virginia
Last One For a While, Promise Posted: 11-11-04 12:44pm
1. If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never
yours to begin with. But, if it just sits
in your living room, messes up your stuff,
eats your food, uses your telephone, takes
your money, and doesn't appear to realize
that you had set it free....... You
either married it or gave birth to it.
2. Reason to smile: every 7 minutes of
every day, someone in an aerobics class
pulls a hamstring.
3. They keep telling us to get in touch
with our bodies. Mine isn't all that
communicative but I heard from it the
other day after I said, "body, how'd you
like to go to the six o'clock class in
vigorous toning?" clear as a bell my body
said, "listen fatty....Do it and die."
4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes
leaves completely.
5. The best way to forget all your
troubles is to wear tight shoes.
6. The nice part about living in a small
town: when you don't know what you're
doing, someone else always does.
7. Just when I was getting used to
yesterday, along came today.
8. Amazing! ! You hang something in
your closet for a while and it shrinks two
sizes!
9. Sometimes I think I understand
everything, then I regain consciousness.
10.. I read this article that said the
typical symptoms of stress are eating too
much, impulse buying, and driving too
fast. Are they kidding?
That's my idea of a perfect day.
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bluebubble888
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 499
Posted: 11-11-04 14:07pm
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bluebubble888
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 499
Posted: 11-11-04 14:07pm
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jessamyn
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Joined: 18 Aug 2004 Posts: 4101 Location: San Diego, CA
