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little_woman
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So How Do You Get Pregnant?
Posted: 11-14-04 19:52pm
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So yeas me and my mans was doin it like
too dayz agos and he lets go in me can
that ge me preg? O yea im 13 yers old
but i'm really a f*ked up 15 yea old dude
whos moms was a 1 leg prostitute
lol
meg
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samismama
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Posted: 11-14-04 19:57pm
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Hey im brunhilda im 16 and I think im
pregnant by my doggy
my sis got pregnant by masterbaating
my mom got pregnant with me when she was
2.5 y/o
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smith8500
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Joined: 17 Sep 2003
Posts: 6623
Location: Louisiana
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Posted: 11-14-04 19:59pm
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My story tops all of them! I live next
door to a zoo. So one night I was feelin
frisky and I broke intot he zoo and had
sex with a monkey and a zebra. Now...
My babies are monkeys with stripes. Can
I get child support from both the monkey
and zebra? Please don't call me fake or
laugh at me. I'm fa real.
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peanutbuttertreasure
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Location: Georgia
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Posted: 11-14-04 20:00pm
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Aaaaahahahaha :p 
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little_woman
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Posted: 11-14-04 20:08pm
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I'm laughing with you chanda not at you!
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nippz
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Posted: 11-14-04 20:12pm
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No chanda can't beat me! Remember.. Im a
43 year old hairy fat guy who loves to
look at preggy teens (:
and I sell peanuts at the gas station for
a living.
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smith8500
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Posts: 6623
Location: Louisiana
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little_woman
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Posted: 11-14-04 20:25pm
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So I guess youlive next to chanda's zoo
huh ka!
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oangelc543
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Posts: 521
Location: TX
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Posted: 11-14-04 21:05pm
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Haha oh my god, you guys are too funny!
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sarahsweet
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Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 11-14-04 21:07pm
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This one girl on my cross country team in
highschool got pregnant, but insisted on
telling us she was a virgin and the worst
she had done was make out with
someone....Pfffttt.
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little_woman
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Posted: 11-14-04 21:30pm
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Hmm so I guess french kissing can get you
pregnant!
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peanutbuttertreasure
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Posted: 11-14-04 21:32pm
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Uh oh
aaaaaahahahaha 
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sarahsweet
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Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 11-14-04 21:46pm
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Yup! Shes living proof....Ha!
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mommax3
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Posted: 11-14-04 21:59pm
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| little_woman
wrote: | | hmm so I guess french
kissing can get you
pregnant! |
only if she frenched him .D.O.W.N.
T.H.E.R.E.
and then frenched him on his mouth and
then he frenched her .D.O.W.N. T.H.E.R.E.
!!!!!!!!!!!!
.L.O.L!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sarahsweet
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Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 11-14-04 22:00pm
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Lol...Sick!! Quite the transportation
mode for the spermies. Hmm...Could be
done I suppose!
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mommax3
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Posted: 11-14-04 22:03pm
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She must be having an immaculate baby
call the press
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sarahsweet
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Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 11-14-04 22:06pm
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Lol...Must be. Crazy thing is, she had
no idea. She didnt know until 6 months
pregnant! I remember looking at her belly
during practice and thinking to myself,
"wow...Thats not right" she was running
6-12 miles a day, including sprints, and
situps everyday until 6 months, I just
wouldnt have been able to do it!
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peanutbuttertreasure
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Posted: 11-14-04 22:09pm
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Wow
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nippz
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Posted: 11-14-04 22:15pm
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| little_woman
wrote: | | so I guess youlive next to
chanda's zoo huh
ka! |
and I visit her everyday 
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mommax3
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Posted: 11-14-04 22:17pm
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| sarahsweet
wrote: | | lol...Must be. Crazy
thing is, she had no idea. She didnt
know until 6 months pregnant! I remember
looking at her belly during practice and
thinking to myself, "wow...Thats not
right" she was running 6-12 miles a day,
including sprints, and situps everyday
until 6 months, I just wouldnt have been
able to do it! |
yeah I had a friend who was on the shot
and became preg and didn;t know until she
was 7mon, and you couldn;t tell either
she was working on the ship and putting in
some massive hours and as soon as they
took her off and put her on shore duty she
got her maternity uniform a wk later a
couple days after that, wham there is the
belly... Crazy huh?
Like all of the stories you hear about
women thinking they are going to take a
crap and have a baby in the toilet,
ubelievable, but some of them are actually
true
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