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Something Funny For Everyone Posted: 11-29-04 13:10pm
Three men were sitting together bragging
about how they had given their
new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from
alabama and bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the
dishes and house cleaning. He said it
took a couple days but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and
dishes.
The second man had married a woman from
florida. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. On that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day
it was better. By the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done,
and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a new york girl.
He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye,..... Enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
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lil_blaze2004
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Posted: 11-29-04 13:11pm
Lol-that last one is me--100%%
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l2at24
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Posted: 11-29-04 13:17pm
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Tazzy D
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Posted: 11-29-04 13:23pm
Damn I think I need to do that
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mommax3
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Posted: 11-29-04 13:35pm
lil_blaze2004
wrote:
lol-that last one is
me--100%%
the last one is my best frien too.. She
is puerto rican , from the bronx, 4'11" ,
98lbs and fiesty as he11!!!
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lil_blaze2004
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Posted: 11-29-04 13:47pm
mommax3
wrote:
lil_blaze2004
wrote:
lol-that last one is
me--100%%
the last one is my best frien too.. She
is puerto rican , from the bronx, 4'11" ,
98lbs and fiesty as
he11!!!
i'm just a b*tch!!!!! L.O.L no but I am
no man's homemaker and like i've said
before luckily hubby does all unless i'm
in the mood to clean or cook (which
sometimes I am) I bring in more money
though so I guess it's fair?????????????
Lol
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mommax3
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Posted: 11-29-04 13:52pm
lil_blaze2004
wrote:
mommax3
wrote:
lil_blaze2004
wrote:
lol-that last one is
me--100%%
the last one is my best frien too.. She
is puerto rican , from the bronx, 4'11" ,
98lbs and fiesty as
he11!!!
i'm just a b*tch!!!!! L.O.L no but I
am no man's homemaker and like i've said
before luckily hubby does all unless i'm
in the mood to clean or cook (which
sometimes I am) I bring in more money
though so I guess it's fair?????????????
Lol
ooooh, never good to care who brings in
more money.......Shouldn;t matter, right?
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Tazzy D
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Posted: 11-29-04 14:13pm
lil_blaze2004
wrote:
mommax3
wrote:
lil_blaze2004
wrote:
lol-that last one is
me--100%%
the last one is my best frien too.. She
is puerto rican , from the bronx, 4'11" ,
98lbs and fiesty as
he11!!!
i'm just a b*tch!!!!! L.O.L no but I
am no man's homemaker and like i've said
before luckily hubby does all unless i'm
in the mood to clean or cook (which
sometimes I am) I bring in more money
though so I guess it's fair?????????????
Lol
he may bring in more money but I carry the
load and that's got to stand for something
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lil_blaze2004
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Posted: 11-29-04 14:21pm
It was just a joke (true but a joke) I
bring the bacon and he does the
housework-- I wear the pants in my
house--lol (it's just a joke
girlies--true but a joke )
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Tazzy D
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Posted: 11-29-04 14:28pm
lil_blaze2004
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it was just a joke (true but
a joke) I bring the bacon and he does the
housework-- I wear the pants in my
house--lol (it's just a joke
girlies--true but a joke
)
no offence I was just making a commit. On
how men always say they bring home the
bacon. Okay you may bring the bacon home
but I carry the load..I like it when the
woman brings home more money... Then they
cant say that anymore... I wish my manwas
the house lady
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lil_blaze2004
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Posted: 11-29-04 14:36pm
tazzy d
wrote:
lil_blaze2004
wrote:
it was just a joke (true but
a joke) I bring the bacon and he does the
housework-- I wear the pants in my
house--lol (it's just a joke
girlies--true but a joke
)
no offence I was just making a commit.
On how men always say they bring home the
bacon. Okay you may bring the bacon
home but I carry the load..I like it when
the woman brings home more money...
Then they cant say that anymore... I
wish my manwas the house
lady
i did not take offense and did not mean to
offend anyone in return. I love having
a house hubby but when my baby comes I
hope I am gonna make one great house
mommy!!!!!! And will not mind one bit!!
Hubby's going to school next year so
that he can be the one to bring home the
bacon!!! (or cheddar-whatever u wanna
call it--lol) while I stay home with our
bambino/a. I can't wait!!!!!
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Why Men Are Just Happier Posted: 11-29-04 14:39pm
> > your last name stays put.
> > > the garage is all yours.
> > > wedding plans take care of
themselves.
> > > wedding dress: $2,000.
Morning suit rental: $75.
> > > chocolate is just another
snack.
> > > you can never be pregnant.
> > > you can wear a white
t-shirt to a water park.
> > > you can wear no t-shirt to
a water park.
> > > car mechanics tell you the
truth.
> > > the world is your urinal.
> > > you never have to drive to
another petrol station because the
> > > restroom in this one is
just too "icky".
> > > you don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a
>bolt.
> > > same work, more pay.
> > > wrinkles add character.
> > > people never stare at your
chest when you're talking to them.
> > > the occasional
well-rendered belch is practically
expected.
> > > new shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet.
> > > one mood -- all the time.
> > > phone conversations are
over in 30 seconds flat.
> > > a five-day vacation
requires only one suitcase.
> > > you can open all your own
jars.
> > > you get extra credit for
the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> > > if someone forgets to
invite you, he or she can still be your
>friend.
> > > your underwear is $5.00 for
a three-pack.
> > > three pairs of shoes are
more than enough.
> > > you almost never have strap
problems in public.
> > > you are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes.
> > > everything on your face
stays its original colour.
> > > the same hairstyle lasts
for years, maybe decades.
> > > you only have to shave your
face and neck.
> > > you can play with toys all
your life.
> > > your belly usually hides
your big hips.
> > > one wallet and one pair of
shoes, one colour for all seasons.
> > > you can wear shorts no
matter how your legs look.
> > > you can "do" your nails
with a pocketknife.
> > > you have freedom of choice
concerning growing a moustache.
> > > you can do christmas
shopping for 25 relatives on december 24
in 25
>minutes...
>
>
