Here Is Another One

Subject: fw: attention wal-mart shoppers

> > > > >15 things to do at wal-mart while your
> spouse/partner is taking their
> > > >sweet time:
> > > >
> > > >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
> them in peoples carts when
> > > >they aren't looking.
> > > >
> > > >2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go
> off at 5-minute
> > > >intervals.
> > > >
> > > >3 make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
> leading to the rest rooms.
> > > >
> > > >4 walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> official tone, 'code
> > > >3'
> > > >in housewares ..... And see what happens.
> > > >
> > > >5 go the service desk and ask to put a bag of
> m&m's on lay away.
> > > >
> > > >6 move a 'caution - wet floor' sign to a
> carpeted area.
> > > >
> > > >7 set up a tent in the camping department and
> tell other shoppers
> > > >you'll
> > > >invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
> the bedding department.
> > > >
> > > >8 when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin
> to cry and ask 'why
> > > >can't you people just leave me alone?'
> > > >
> > > >9 look right into the security camera; use it
> as a mirror, and pick
> > > >your
> > > >nose.
> > > >
> > > >10 while handling guns in the hunting
> department, ask the clerk if he
> > > >knows where the anti- depressants are.
> > > >
> > > >11 dart around the store suspiciously loudly
> humming the "mission
> > > >impossible" theme.
> > > >
> > > >12 in the auto department, practice your
> "madonna look" using
> > > >different
> > > >size funnels.
> > > >
> > > >13 hide in a clothing rack and when people
> browse through, say "pick
> > > >me!"
> > > >
> > > >14 when an announcement comes over the loud
> speaker, assume the fetal
> > > >position and scream "no! No! It's those voices
> again!!!!"
> > > >
> > > >( and; last, but not least!)
> > > >
> > > >15 go into a fitting room and shut the door and
> wait a while; and,
> > > >then,
> > > >yell, very loudly, "there is no toilet paper in
> here!"
> > > >
> > > >now send this to at least 7 people that you
> know; and.....They will
> > > >just
> > > >laugh!
>