A woman went to the doctor's office. She
was seen by one of the new doctors, but
after about four minutes in the
examination room, she burst out, screaming
as she ran down the hall. An older doctor
stopped and asked her what the problem
was, and she explained. He had her sit
down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first
and demanded, "what's the matter with you?
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four
grown children and seven grandchildren,
and you told her she was pregnant?"
the new doctor smiled smugly as he
continued to write on his clipboard.
a lady from a foreign country who could
not understand much english wasn`t feeling
well and went to see her doctor. After
examining her he said, "you are pregnant.
Please understand that you have an
insufficient passage and if you have a
baby it will be a miracle."
the lady rushed home crying and told her
husband, "the doctor says i`m pregnant and
I have a fish in the passage and if I have
a baby it will be a mackerel!"
a man took his pregnant wife to the
hospital to give birth. The doctor told
them that they'd developed a new machine
and asked if the couple would like to try
it out. The machine could take some of
the pain of childbirth from the mother and
give it to the father to ease the mother's
burden.
Well, they thought that was a good idea,
and decided to give it a try. The doctor
initially set the machine on 10 percent,
telling the man that even 10 percent was
probably more pain than he'd ever
experienced. But the husband was
surprised at how little pain he was
feeling, and asked the doctor to raise the
level.
The doctor increased it to 20 percent, and
when the man still felt fine, he raised it
to 50 and finally 100 percent.
After it was all over, the man stood up,
and stretched a little. Both he and his
wife felt fine, and they shortly left the
hospital to take the baby home.
It was then that they found the mailman
dead on their doorstep.
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a woman goes to her doctor who verifies
that she is pregnant. This is her first
pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has
any questions. She replies, "well, i'm a
little worried about the pain. How much
will childbirth hurt?"
the doctor answered, "well, that varies
from woman to woman and pregnancy to
pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to
describe pain."
"i know, but can't you give me some idea?"
she asks.
"grab your upper lip and pull it out a
little..."
"like this?"
"a little more..."
"like this?"
"no. A little more..."
"like this?"
"yes. Does that hurt?"
"a little bit."
"now stretch it over your head!"
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