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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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New Story...
Posted: 12-17-04 16:30pm
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I was walking to the store one bright,
sunny morning with my sweetheart at my
side. He was holding my hand as we walked
along the sidewalk. I glanced up at him.
Their was a twinkle in his beautiful green
eyes.
'dang...He looks so hot this morning.' I
thought to myself as we continued along
the sidewalk.
That's when we found...
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sarahsweet
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 2485 Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:31pm
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A centipede scurrying along the
sidewalk...
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:33pm
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I bent down, picked up a leaf and placed
it infront of the centipede. Watching as
it slowly walked onto it.
When suddenly my sweetheart.....
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sarahsweet
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 2485 Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:34pm
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Said, "holy sh*t!" look at that thing!
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lauren_prk
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 253 Location: Wisconsin
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:34pm
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Screamed like a little girl because...
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lauren_prk
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 253 Location: Wisconsin
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:35pm
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Sorry sarah, we posted at the same time!
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sarahsweet
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 2485 Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:36pm
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Lol, thats ok, we were kinda thinking
along the same lines though!
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:36pm
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I laughed at him and said, "honey, don't
worry it won't hurt you..No need to scream
and swear"
i put the leaf with the centipede on it
into the grass along the sidewalk, and
went back to hold my sweetheart's hand.
He looks into my eyes and......
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sarahsweet
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 2485 Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:41pm
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Says, "there was somthing about that
centerpede..."
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:44pm
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"what sweetheart?"
i gave him a kiss..And he paused a minute
before saying....
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sarahsweet
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 2485 Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:51pm
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"well....It just rubbed me the wrong way"
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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Posted: 12-17-04 16:57pm
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"why sweetie? What's wrong?" I said as I
brushed my hand against his cheek....
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sarahsweet
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 2485 Location: traverse city, michigan
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Posted: 12-17-04 17:09pm
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And he puked all over the sidewalk
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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Posted: 12-17-04 17:16pm
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I rub his back then take a tissue from my
purse and wipe his face off. Then I grab
another, and pour a little water on it
from my water bottle. I gently wipe his
face with the cool wet tissue. Then ask
if he's okay as I give him my water
bottle. He replies...
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xLove x Lostx
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 127 Location: Pompano Beach, FL
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Posted: 12-17-04 23:00pm
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"im allergic to centiepieds.." he threw up
some more and in his puke, I found...
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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Posted: 12-17-04 23:03pm
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A diamond ring..Soon he said.....
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xLove x Lostx
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 127 Location: Pompano Beach, FL
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Posted: 12-17-04 23:04pm
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"hmm..I wonder how that got there..."
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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Posted: 12-17-04 23:05pm
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"what are you doing with a diamond ring?"
I asked. He looked at me and said...
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manytravels
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Posts: 159 Location: TN
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Posted: 12-17-04 23:49pm
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"man i'm glad I finally managed to pull
thisout of my a55.. So thats where that
ring went when I was trying to remove a
hamster from my butt a couple weeks ago.
I just knew I felt something stuck up in
there
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peanutbuttertreasure
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 1226 Location: Georgia
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