A chinese couple gets married. She's a
virgin and, truth be told, he
is not too experienced either. On the
wedding night, she cowers
naked under the bed sheets as her husband
undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring: "my darring" he
says, "i know dis yo firs time and you
berry frighten. I pomise you,
i give you anyting you want, I do anyting
- jus anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound
experienced. He hopes this
will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits
patiently (and eagerly)
for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsurely, "i
want......Numba 69."
now he is caught up in thoughtful silence.
Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks, "you want... Beef wif
broccori?"
