Even god enjoys a good laugh

there were 3 good arguments that jesus was black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was jewish:
1. He went into his fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was god.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was a californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all, 3 proofs that jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work
to do.
Amen!