It was late at night and susan, who was
expecting her second child, was home alone
with her 3-year old daughter, annie.
Susan started going into labor and almost
immediately was ready to deliver, so, in a
panic, she called 911. Due to a fiscal
shortage at the time, only one paramedic
was available to respond to the call. He
asked annie to hold a flashlight high over
her mommy so he could see better while he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently,
annie did as she was asked. Susan pushed
a couple of times, and max was born! The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet
and spanked him lightly to get him to
breathe. Max, of course, began to cry
lustily. The paramedic then thanked annie
for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-year old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed. Annie quickly
responded, "he shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place. Spank him
again!"
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Tazzy D
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Posted: 02-02-05 12:53pm
That was cute
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BrianBaby
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Posted: 02-02-05 13:03pm
Cute cute =)
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rachrach
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Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 413 Location: Hawaii
Posted: 02-02-05 16:35pm
Hahaha thats so cute =)
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sftbllchika06
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Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 413 Location: St. Louis
Posted: 02-02-05 16:39pm
That is too cute!
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southernluvin
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 19 Location: Kansas
Posted: 02-14-05 12:48pm
Yea that was a cute one
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jessamyn
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Posted: 02-15-05 08:23am
Haha little kids say the cutest things...
I remember a 4 yr old asked me how the
baby got in me to begin with and I told
him I ate him his jaw dropped and eyes
buldged open and he goes thats not very
nice-no good no good! Haha