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sheeridinprincess

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Cute Joke
Posted: 02-02-05 12:50pm

It was late at night and susan, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, annie. Susan started going into labor and almost immediately was ready to deliver, so, in a panic, she called 911. Due to a fiscal shortage at the time, only one paramedic was available to respond to the call. He asked annie to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see better while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, annie did as she was asked. Susan pushed a couple of times, and max was born! The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him lightly to get him to breathe. Max, of course, began to cry lustily. The paramedic then thanked annie for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Annie quickly responded, "he shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again!"
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Tazzy D

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Posted: 02-02-05 12:53pm

That was cute
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BrianBaby

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Posted: 02-02-05 13:03pm

Cute cute =)
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rachrach

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Posted: 02-02-05 16:35pm

Hahaha thats so cute =)
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sftbllchika06

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Posted: 02-02-05 16:39pm

That is too cute!
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southernluvin

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Posted: 02-14-05 12:48pm

Yea that was a cute one
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jessamyn

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Posted: 02-15-05 08:23am

Haha little kids say the cutest things... I remember a 4 yr old asked me how the baby got in me to begin with and I told him I ate him his jaw dropped and eyes buldged open and he goes thats not very nice-no good no good! Haha
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