Pregnancy Forum - Smiles to Start Your Weekend!

Smiles to start your weekend!

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smiles to start your weekend!

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>> thirty lines to make you smile
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>> 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
>> he thought he was god and I didn't.
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>> 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; --i enjoy every minute of it.
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>> 3.. I work hard --because millions on welfare depend on me!
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>> 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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>> 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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>> 6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
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>> 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
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>> 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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>> 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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>> 10.. I'm not a complete fool -- some parts are missing.
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>> 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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>> 12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
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>> 13.. God must love stupid people; he made so many.
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>> 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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>> 15.. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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>> 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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>> 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
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>> 18.. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew
up.
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>> 19.. Procrastinate now!
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>> 20.. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?
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>> 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>> 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
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>> 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
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>> 24..They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken.
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>> 25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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>> 26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
>> thousand times the memory.
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>> 27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment

>> for a pig.
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>> 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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>> 29.. The original point and click interface was a smith and wesson.
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>> 30.. I smile! Because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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>> 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
>> he thought he was god and I didn't.
>
>> 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; --i enjoy every minute of it.
>>
>> 3.. I work hard --because millions on welfare depend on me!
>
>> 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
>
>> 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>
>> 6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
>
>> 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
>
>> 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>
>> 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
>> 10.. I'm not a complete fool -- some parts are missing.
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>> 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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>> 12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
>> medicine.
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>> 13.. God must love stupid people; he made so many.
>
>> 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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>> 15.. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>
>> 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>
>> 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
>
>> 18.. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew
up.
>
>> 19.. Procrastinate now!
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>> 20.. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?
>
>> 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>> 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
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>> 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
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>> 24..They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken.
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>> 25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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>> 26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
>> thousand times the memory.
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>> 27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment

>> for a pig.
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>> 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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>> 29.. The original point and click interface was a smith and wesson.
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>> 30.. I smile! Because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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