the Best Genie Story Ever Posted: 02-14-05 14:29pm
A husband takes his wife to play her first
game of golf.....
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her
first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The
husband cringed, "i warned you to be
careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
find the owner, apologize and see how much
your lousy drive is going to cost us."
so the couple walked up to the house and
knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
"come on in." when they opened the door
they saw the damage that was done: glass
was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near
the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "are
you the people that broke my window?"
"uh...Yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about
that," the husband replied.
"oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I
want to thank you. You see, i'm a genie,
and i've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released
me, i'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, but if you
don't mind, i'll keep the last one for
myself."
"wow, that's great!" the husband said. He
pondered a moment and blurted out, "i'd
like a million dollars a year for the rest
of my life."
"no problem," said the genie. "you've got
it, it's the least can do. And i'll
guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "and
now you, young lady, what do you want?"
the genie asked.
"i'd like to own a gorgeous home complete
with servants in every country in the
world," she said.
"consider it done," the genie said. "and
your homes will always be safe from fire,
burglary and natural disasters!"
"and now," the couple asked in unison,
what's your wish, genie?" "well, since
i've been trapped in that bottle and
haven't been with a woman in more than a
thousand years, my wish is to have sex
with your wife."
the husband looked at his wife and said,
"gee, honey, you know we both now have a
fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?" she mulled it over for
a few moments and said, "you know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I
guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?" you know I love you sweetheart,"
said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!"
so the genie and the woman went upstairs
where they spent the rest of the afternoon
enjoying each other. After about three
hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
over and looked directly into her eyes and
asked, "how old are you and your
husband?"
"why, we're both 35," she responded
breathlessly. "no kidding." he said,
"thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
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l2at24
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Posted: 02-14-05 14:59pm
:lol: :lol: om gosh, that's hilarious!!
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justacanadiangirl
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Posted: 02-14-05 16:07pm
Hehehe thanks for that tazzy :) hehe
that's hilarious
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sftbllchika06
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Posted: 02-14-05 16:35pm
That is so funny. Hehehe
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BrianBaby
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Posted: 02-14-05 16:46pm
Lol!!! =)
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