My Theory As to Why Men Dump Women. Posted: 07-13-05 05:24am
He dumped you because of that? Nah.
He probably dumped you because the pimple
on his butt was about to explode. That
in which would have caused a chemical
reaction prior to the known substance,
uranium (acne seems to have a vast hatred
for such elements). Thus, a nuclear
explosion at the disposal of his and your
life. He didn't want you, nor anyone
else to die. Hence, he made it clear
that commitment was literally out of
reach, and the relationship was as of now
deceased. He announced his love and
affection one last time with a passionate
kiss, and was then off to the desert where
no one else could be consumed within the
catastrophic blast.
What a b*tch, eh? Your ex died a hero,
yet, some tend to believe he was
suicidal...
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PeRsEy17
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 53 Location: Washington
Huh? Posted: 07-29-05 02:13am
I really don't know what to say to that
but very creative!
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Kiemister
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Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 136 Location: ,
Lol Posted: 04-03-06 23:02pm
Haha I loved that one! Talk about being
creative!!!!
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birdum9
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Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 10 Location: , VA United States
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Posted: 06-08-08 00:15am
Eeeegh. That just totally grossed me
out...I had a good friend get dumped for
no reason about a month back, and now the
same guy is pursuing me! The acne makes
him seem even more unappealing, if that's
possible xP
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