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Pap Smears Posted: 11-24-05 09:19am
Hate going to the docters for pap smears
and after reading this I dont think I will
feel that awkward. Its a good little
laugh!!!!
> I was due for an appointment with
the
>
> gynecologist later in the week.
>
> early one morning, I received a
call from the
>
> doctor's office to tell me that i
>
> had been rescheduled for that
morning at 9:30 am.
>
I had only just packed everyone off
to work and
>
> school, and it was already
>
> around 8:45 am. The trip to his
office took
>
> about 35 minutes, so I didn't
>
> have any time to spare.
>
> as most women do, I like to take a
little extra
>
> effort over hygiene when
>
> making such visits, but this time I
wasn't going
>
> to be able to make the full
>
> effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
threw off my
>
> pajamas, wet the washcloth that
>
> was sitting next to the sink, and
gave myself a
>
> quick wash in "that area" to
>
> make sure I was at least
presentable.
>
I threw the washcloth in the
clothesbasket,
>
> donned some clothes, hopped in
>
> the car and raced to my
appointment.
>
I was in the waiting room for only a
few minutes
>
> when I was called in.
>
> knowing the procedure, as i'm sure
you do, i
>
> hopped up on the table, looked
>
> over at the other side of the room
and pretended
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> that I was in paris or some
>
> other place a million miles away.
>
I was a little surprised when the
doctor said,
>
> "my, we have made an extra
>
> effort this morning, haven't we?"
>
I didn't respond. After the
appointment, i
>
> heaved a sigh of relief and
>
> went home. The rest of the day
was normal...
>
> some shopping, cleaning, cooking,
>
> etc.
>
> after school when my 6 year old
daughter was
>
> playing, she called out from
>
> the bathroom, "mommy, where's my
washcloth?" i
>
> told her to get another one
>
> from the cupboard.
>
she replied, "no, I need the one that
was here by
>
> the sink, it had all my
>
> glitter and sparkles saved inside
it."
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