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Q: Pap Smears
asked by: diamondsz on November 24th, 2005
Extremely eHealthy
Hate going to the docters for pap smears and after reading this I dont think I will feel that awkward. Its a good little laugh!!!!

> I was due for an appointment with the
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> gynecologist later in the week.
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> early one morning, I received a call from the
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> doctor's office to tell me that i
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> had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
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I had only just packed everyone off to work and
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> school, and it was already
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> around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took
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> about 35 minutes, so I didn't
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> have any time to spare.
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> as most women do, I like to take a little extra
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> effort over hygiene when
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> making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
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> to be able to make the full
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> effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my
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> pajamas, wet the washcloth that
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> was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
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> quick wash in "that area" to
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> make sure I was at least presentable.
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I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket,
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> donned some clothes, hopped in
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> the car and raced to my appointment.
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I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes
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> when I was called in.
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> knowing the procedure, as i'm sure you do, i
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> hopped up on the table, looked
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> over at the other side of the room and pretended
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> that I was in paris or some
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> other place a million miles away.
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I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
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> "my, we have made an extra
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> effort this morning, haven't we?"
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I didn't respond. After the appointment, i
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> heaved a sigh of relief and
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> went home. The rest of the day was normal...
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> some shopping, cleaning, cooking,
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> etc.
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> after school when my 6 year old daughter was
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> playing, she called out from
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> the bathroom, "mommy, where's my washcloth?" i
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> told her to get another one
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> from the cupboard.
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she replied, "no, I need the one that was here by
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> the sink, it had all my
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> glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
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michelle1981
replied on November 24th, 2005
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Lmao... That made my day... Thanx jess
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lil_blaze2004
replied on November 24th, 2005
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Lmao, that was funny.
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La Paisa
replied on November 26th, 2005
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That was so, so, so funny! :lol:
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LuvingMommy
replied on November 26th, 2005
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That was a good one!!!


Love, tammy
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niksag03
replied on November 26th, 2005
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Lmao, now that was too funny.
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fatfamily02
replied on November 26th, 2005
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Ha ha ha that was so cute!!!
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