“discover the New Sex Position That Can Blow Your Girl’s Posted: 01-14-06 12:17pm
What is it about sex positions that really
make a relationship juicy? What is
the essence? How does it make my lover
want me more?
These questions are usually asked everyday
by my clients and I just tell them,
what is the language of two naked sexes
(opposite sex I mean)? How do you
think they can communicate well if not
from various sex positions.
In this my e-book, i’m out to show you
· what multiple sex positions does to
your relationship
· the sex positions that adult sites
never show you on screen-
uncovered and revealed.
· the particular position to use when
you’re tired
· the position that can make lovers never
to leave each other
after orgasm.
· the sex position that is required to
hit the g-spot directly
· the position mostly used by playboys,
which makes them great lovers (donjuans).
· the sex position recommended on
valentine’s day
· the style that causes a girl to have an
explosive orgasm
· sex position suitable for weighted
(fat) people
· and a lot more
guys this article is specifically for you.
Permit me to introduce to you a sex
position
which has just being discovered that can
blow your girls mind. I’ll do that
shortly but meanwhile, get to know a
little about sex positions
during love-making.
Far too many girls I have talked to who
are no longer in their relationships
when asked by me what the major cause of
their break up was, the answer
was practically the same. Sex! Most of
them said that when they met
their boyfriends, he sounded like a really
cool guy but after a while
say two months into the relationship, they
realised that the sexual position
which they had being using from the onset
did not change for one day.
It was either they were using the
“endless love” style or the
“missionary style”. It got them
really frustrated that they
could take it no more. Some ended up with
their boyfriend’s
friend, others found some new guy while
some decided to
take a break.
If you were one of those girls’
boyfriends, what would you do to
remedy your situation and let either the
girls come back or
get another girl that would worship you?
Well, let me have the honour to introduce
to you this week’s sex position
called “the 9-dip-1-shallow”
(pronounced nine dip one shallow).
How it works? Just read without blinking
and follow step by step.
Arouse your girl either through oral sex
or by fingering her while
sucking her breast and using your other
hand to rub her other breast gently,
then gradually insert your dick into her
vagina.
Go in and out in quick succession nine
times, then come out leaving only
the cap inside. Then repeat the process
eight times and pull out as before
but this time, put the cap in and bring
out then put in again and bring out.
Repeat with 7 dip 3 shallow, 6 dip 4
shallow till you get to 1 dip 9 shallow
and watch how your girl’s body would be
exploding. Try it and then finish
it up by putting her on top and watch how
she’ll almost sex your brains out
because you’ve already blown her mind.
When she cums, it’s usually
explosive.
Well, this would be all for the week, try
it out and you’ll be sending me
thank you letters. Till I see you again
next week, from me it’s goodbye.
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pleonastic
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 14
Posted: 01-14-06 16:03pm
Not like I have a vagina but, isnt
plunging like that in and out going to
stuff a bunch of air in there? Thats what
creats "quiffing" for lack of a better
word isnt it? Discomfort and whatever I
guess.
It sounds interesting but its not new,
youll see these moves in alot of porno's.
The 9 something 1 swallow is one of
them...Just newly, oddly named. Except
you forgot to say "now pull the head out
and slap it on her clit, then
re-insert".
If a relationship is revolving around sex
so much that it dies out when the sex gets
borring, its only been about sex anyways.
So, bad sex, in a mainly sexual
relationship equals just that. Something
to move on from.
And if the girl complains later on about
how the sex sucked, well its half her
fault, and probably just a thin excuse for
how she doesnt want to fess up, or explain
why she was also half to blame for the
break up.
Booooo, shameless plug.
Happy humpings
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