A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a
bus. She noticed the man opposite her was
smiling at her. She immediately moved to
another seat. This time the smile turned
into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth
move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge
asked the man about, 20 years old, what he
had to say for himself.
The man replied, "well your honor, it was
like this: when the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said,
'the double mint twins are coming' and I
grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, '"logan's liniment will reduce the
swelling', and I had to smile
then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said, 'william's big stick did
the trick,' and I could hardly contain
myself.
But, your honor, when she moved the fourth
time and sat under a sign that said,
'goodyear rubber could have prevented this
accident'.. I just lost it."
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oh_mommy
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Joined: 04 Sep 2005 Posts: 3742 Location: vancouver island, bc canada
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Posted: 02-15-06 03:07am
Omfg!! Thats sooo funny omg.. I can stop
laughing.. Wow!! Now how did you come up
with that?
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AlliE_18
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Joined: 20 Dec 2005 Posts: 2129 Location: uk
Posted: 02-15-06 05:14am
Lol!
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Roxiefox
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Joined: 10 Feb 2006 Posts: 257 Location: England
Posted: 02-15-06 08:49am
That great lol
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yellow ribbon
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Joined: 07 Dec 2005 Posts: 5554 Location: FL
Posted: 02-15-06 11:46am
Actually my grandpa sent it to me lol
gotta love old ppl humor
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hunterjumper
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Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 203 Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posted: 02-15-06 12:43pm
Lol. I love that one haha. It's too
cute.
There's banners on our buses for "midwives
deliver" and I always try to sit under it
just for that reason lol.
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yellow ribbon
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Joined: 07 Dec 2005 Posts: 5554 Location: FL
Posted: 02-15-06 13:02pm
Lol u no I have never ridden a city bus?
Ive ridden in the chicago trains but I
dont remember them saying that and there
are buses around here but ive never had a
reason to ride one. I kinda feel left out
