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Cute Funny Joke......just Thought I'd Share Posted: 03-17-06 15:43pm
It pays to listen
little johnny watched his daddy's car pass
by the school
playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car, and saw
daddy and aunt diana in a passionate
embrace. Little johnny found this so
exciting that he could barely contain
himself as he ran home and started to tell
his mother.
Mommy," little johnny exclaimed, "i was at
the playground and i
saw daddy's car go into the woods with
aunt diana. I went back to look and he
was giving aunt diana a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then aunt
diana helped daddy take his pants off,
then aunt diana...
At this point mommy cut him off and said,
"johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the
rest of it for supper
time.
I wantto see the look on daddy's face when
you tell him tonight. At the
dinner table, mommy asked little johnny to
tell daddy his story. Mommy
listened closely as little johnny started
telling his story about how "he
saw the car go into the woods...., then
watched aunt diana get undressed...,
and then aunt diana laid down on the back
seat...And then aunt diana and
daddy started doing the same thing that
mommy and uncle bill used to do
when daddy was in the army!!!"
moral: listen to the whole story before
you interrupt someone!
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Eyes Wide Shut
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 7892 Location: *UPTOWN*NEW ORLEANS*, La
Posted: 03-17-06 16:08pm
Lol....Wow....If that ain't the truth!!
Sarah
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fatfamily02
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Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 3050 Location: Georgia, USA
Posted: 03-17-06 16:09pm
Ha ha ha---that is so cute. Good one!
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yellow ribbon
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Joined: 07 Dec 2005 Posts: 5554 Location: FL
Posted: 03-17-06 16:23pm
Lmao thats great!
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~*~Jillian~*~
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Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 1759 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: 03-17-06 17:35pm
That one is great!!..I just spit my coke
out ...Because I laughed so hard!!
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diamondsz
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Posted: 03-17-06 17:52pm
Lmao, so true lol!! You should move on
the military base its almsot a daily
occurence sad but true!!
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Jolie_3110
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Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 1755 Location: Essex, England
Posted: 03-17-06 18:50pm
Ha! :lol: good one!
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Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 7 Location: Memphis, TN.
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