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Seniors Having Babies Posted: 04-06-06 10:59am
I know that this isn't a joke sight but
this was just too cute......
With all the new technology regarding
fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman
was able to give birth to a baby.
When she was discharged from the hospital
and went home, her relatives came to
visit. ''may we see the new baby?" one
asked. "not yet," said the mother.
"i'll make coffee and we can visit for
awhile first."
thirty minutes had passed, and a! Nother
relative asked, "may we see the new baby
now?"
"no, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
they asked again, "may we see the baby
now?"
"no, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "well,
when can we see the baby?"
"when he cries!" she told them.
"when he cries?" they demanded. "why do
we have to wait until he cries?"
"because I forgot where I put him."
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chrissy721
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Posted: 04-06-06 11:06am
Haha...That's hilarious
that reminds me of my husband's
grandmother who just passed away
recently....
We were all over for thanksgiving and she
loves custard pie, so she hid the last
piece so nobody would find it and eat it.
Well a few months later we started
smelling a really fowl smell and we found
this pie on the top shelf in the kitchen
cupboard. When we mentioned it to
grandma, she said oh...Dagnabit...That's
where that wretched pie went too...I
forgot where it was...
She's from england so her accent makes it
even funnier
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Sunflower_pie81
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Posted: 04-06-06 11:22am
That is very funny. Cute.
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tigresacanela24
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Posted: 04-06-06 11:57am
I've been telling your jokes to my mum,
the poor dear ends up laughing so hard she
turns purple.
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Sunflower_pie81
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Posted: 04-06-06 12:07pm
tigresacanela24
wrote:
i've been telling your jokes
to my mum, the poor dear ends up laughing
so hard she turns
purple.
i get them all the time in e-mails and
this place has just been too stressed and
so I think they may help.....Make sure you
don't tell your mum these jokes while
drinking or eating.
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tigresacanela24
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Posted: 04-06-06 12:13pm
Don't worry, I won't. The poor dear
would choke herself to death laughing.
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Sunflower_pie81
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Posted: 04-06-06 12:15pm
Lol, that is really funny....I didn't take
my own advice and choked on my drink.
Bet your mum can't wait for the blue
m&m huh?
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tigresacanela24
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Posted: 04-06-06 14:31pm
sunflower_pie81
wrote:
lol, that is really
funny....I didn't take my own advice and
choked on my drink. Bet your mum can't
wait for the blue m&m
huh?
she is really excited. She calls him "fu
man chu" she's going insane with socks and
onesies. :lol: some lady that I don't
even know gave me a 52 pack of size 1
diapers today. Cool, huh?
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Sunflower_pie81
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Posted: 04-06-06 14:34pm
Yes that is cool.....I would have givven
her a huge hug. Lol I will take ever
thing I can get at this point.....I have
three bottles, 3 pack of onsies, one crib
sheet, a bassonnette, and a changing
table, stripped and not looking loke it's
going to get painted any time soon, oh and
a dresser and crib. Ack I still have so
much to get.
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diamondsz
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Posted: 04-06-06 16:44pm
You made my day lol I forwarded it to my
mom and friends lol!!
