...Yes, I know you're hungry. We're leaving soon.
Please be good today and let the doctors find you with the ultrasound machine. You like to play hide-and-seek a little too much, I believe, which is why we have to go all the way to charleston in the first place. *sigh* little bugger.
I also know you like to tease your daddy because you bounce off my belly button when we're alone but won't move at all when he wants to feel you. You should try giving him a little show; it will make him happy.
Also, it's really not funny when you squeeze my bladder right after I lay down at night.
But I love you, nonetheless. :p