Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 7892 Location: *UPTOWN*NEW ORLEANS*, La
Thought This Was Funny... Posted: 07-22-06 21:17pm
A skinny little white guy goes into an
elevator, looks up and sees this
huge
black guy standing next to him. The big
guy sees the little guy staring
at
him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall,
350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3
pound
left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
turner brown."
the white man faints and falls to the
floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to,
shaking him. The big guy
says,
what's wrong with you?"
in a weak voice the little guy says, "what
exactly did you say to me?"
the big dude says, "i saw your curious
look and figured i'd just give
you
the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me: i'm 7 feet tall, i
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds
my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is turner brown."
the small guy says, "turner brown!...
Sweet jesus, I thought you said,
turn around."
