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Joke Posted: 09-01-06 10:14am
>> >the lucky joke: you have to
believe.
>> >
>> >this is a joke that is
supposed to bring you luck.
>> >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>> >an elderly woman walked into
the bank of canada one morning with a
>> purse >full of money. She
wanted to open a savings
>> >account and insisted on
talking to the president of the bank
>> >because, she said , she had a
lot of money.
>> >
>> >after many lengthy
discussions (after all, the client is
always
>> >right) an em ployee took the
elderly woman to the president's
>> >office.
>> >
>> >the president of the bank
asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
>> she >placed her purse on his
desk and replied,
>> >"$165,000". The president
was curious and asked her how she had been
>> able >to save so much money.
The elderly woman
>> >replied that she made bets.
>> >
>> >the president was surprised
and asked, "what kind of bets?"
>> >
>> >the elderly woman replied,
"well, I bet you $25,000 that your
>> testicles are >square."
>> >
>> >the president started to
laugh and told the woman that it was
>> >impossible to win a bet like
that.
>> >
>> >the woman never batted an
eye. She just looked at the president
and
>> said, >"would you like to take
my bet?"
>> >
>> >"certainly", replied the
president. "i bet you $25,000 that my
>> >testicles are not square."
>> >
>> >"done", the elderly woman
answered. "but given the amount of money
>> >involved, if you don't mind I
would like to come back at 10 o'clock
>> >tomorrow morning with my
lawyer as a witness."
>> >
>> >"no problem", said the
president of the bank confidently.
>> >
>> >that night, the president
became very nervous about the bet
>> >and spent a long time in
front of the mirror examining his
>> >testicles, turning them this
way and that , checking them over
>> >again and again until he was
positive that no one could
>> >consider his testicles as
square and reassuring himself that there
>> was no >way he could lose the
bet.
>> >
>> >the next morning at exactly
10 o'clock the elderly woman
>> >arrived at the president's
office with her lawyer and
>> >acknowledged the $25,000 bet
made the day before that the
>> >president's testicles were
square.
>> >
>> >the president confirmed that
the bet was the same as the one
>> >made the day before. Then
the elderly woman asked him to
>> >drop his pants etc. So that
she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>> >
>> >the president was happy to
oblige.
>> >
>> >the elderly woman came closer
so she could see better and
>> >asked the president if she
could touch them. "of course", said the
>> >president "given the amount
of money involved, you
>> >should be 100% sure."
>> >
>> >the elderly woman did so with
a little smile. Suddenly the
>> >president noticed that the
lawyer was banging his head against
>> >the wall. He asked the
elderly woman why he was doing that
>> >and she replied, "oh, it's
probably because I bet him $100,000 that
>> around >10 o'clock in the
morning I would be holding the
>> >balls of the president of the
bank of canada !"
>> >
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pauly boy
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O Emma 2 Posted: 09-01-06 10:17am
You get better all the time lol
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lil_blaze2004
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Posted: 09-01-06 10:23am
This is my mom's all time fave joke!! I
love it!!
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Eyes Wide Shut
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