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MorissaW

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Funny Names For Baby Stuff.....
Posted: 09-27-06 09:40am

What funny names have you come up with for your baby stuff?
Like someone was just talking about a nose sucker and I call it a
booger hooker. Lol

what funny names have you come up with?
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tigresacanela24

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Posted: 09-27-06 12:30pm

I call that thing a snot-sucker-upper. I know it's an aspirator but I like mine better. Other names for things (maybe not funny but definitely stupid) are

bawbee - bottle
bumrags - wipes
binky - pacifier
drinky-doo - formula
weepy peep - tinkle or *ahem* where tinkle comes from
schnooker - booger
schleepy weepy - sleepsuit

it's hard to believe now that I actually have a degree in linguistics. Laughing
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Sunflower_pie81

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Posted: 09-27-06 12:41pm

As I said before the bugger sucker is known as a swueegee in our home.

Nappie - sleep suite
lovie - pacifier
wet-wets - wet diaper
stinkies - well you can guess
tooters - farting/passing gass
bankie - blanket

and my favorite papoose = .Amelia
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AyaMiyaki

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Posted: 09-27-06 12:46pm

Well, we have a few names for things:

poot = fart
paci = pacifier
tinkles = self-explanatory
poopies = self-explanatory

and we say "bits" after everything. Like, if she's whining we'll say she's "fussy-bits". Or "stinky-bits" if she needs to be changed.

And her official nickname (besides .Aly) around our house is "little".
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sandyallen

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Posted: 09-27-06 14:33pm

Farkle=fart or toot.
I am surprised that our kids ever grew up ever knowing their names, they were either little poops or little love bugs and of course little angels.
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Melissa_20

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Posted: 09-27-06 14:48pm

sandyallen wrote:
farkle=fart or toot.

I am surprised that our kids ever grew up ever knowing their names, they were either little poops or little love bugs and of course little angels.
I call my nephew dalty burger. . .
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alexa84

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Joined: 21 May 2006
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Posted: 09-27-06 22:20pm

We(my family) call pacifiers*plugs*. Which is really funny cuz we call tampons *plugs* also.

Sippy cups...Nank nank
fav. Blanket.....Poonkey

thats all I have.
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tinkinpink84

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Posted: 09-29-06 11:27am

[quote="alexa84"]we(my family) call pacifiers*plugs*. Which is really funny cuz we call tampons *plugs* also.

That is funny lol,
we call the aspirater the booger sucker or snot sucker thingie
bottles are baba's
spankin is pow pows just saying that word makes em cry lol
call his lil guy part a wee wee lol
most other things I use the normal name lol he has a word for poop though says it pupup
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