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Stu

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What Do You Call Yours?
Posted: 10-31-06 11:50am

Speaking to my wife the other day, she asked me what I called my penis, in terms of a nickname? I replied that I have never given it a nickname (or pet name), and she was quite suprised. She believed that men generally have a pet name for their penis. Do any of you women have partners that have a pet name for their parts?

I remember an episode of 'friends' where joey referred to his as 'the general' so I will give this as an example! Smile

so as a general poll, what do you call yours (so to speak)? Do any of you women have a pet name for your own parts?

Not wishing to infringe on anyone's privacy here, just curious... Smile
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Kia

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Posted: 10-31-06 12:38pm

Bear in mind I am from the uk not usa.


Mine :- fanny, tush, vagina, c*nt (sorry ladies but I love that word), lady-garden

his :- penis, winky, widge, willy, peeee-niss, man-sword, love-pole, mighty-meaty, ok there's loads lol

usually is penis or widge and vagina Wink
ste usually refers to his as his penis.
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Becky

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Posted: 10-31-06 15:44pm

More or less the same as kia except tush and lady garden

man: penis all the time
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tex789

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Posted: 10-31-06 18:42pm

kia_breizzze wrote:
bear in mind I am from the uk not usa.



Mine :- fanny, tush, vagina, c*nt (sorry ladies but I love that word), lady-garden

his :- penis, winky, widge, willy, peeee-niss, man-sword, love-pole, mighty-meaty, ok there's loads lol

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for a woman: vagina, female part of the body (actually I don't really care for that name), never heard it called lady-garden or tush.

Mine: well having it small, I don't have a name for it! Probably something like tiny.

Ladies, what would you call a small one?
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wr17

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Posted: 10-31-06 20:07pm

My friends and I have always called our cooches "frog" and "goose"..Haha..I think its a southern thing!
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turqoise

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Posted: 10-31-06 23:16pm

My boyfriend calls mine "pretty kitty" and I call his "lil' *insert guy's name*"
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Kia

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Posted: 11-01-06 06:37am

Oh yeah I forgot cooch or coochie lol

lady-garden is all thanks to big brother 5 and the lip gloss health forum.
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fiona05

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Posted: 11-01-06 22:41pm

We have loads of fun thinking up new and imaginative names for genetalia. Yes ladygarden is still a firm favourite of mine! (watering the ladygarden with man-rain, etc. Lol

trousersnake is also a favourite for him.
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steph25

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Posted: 11-01-06 23:08pm

This is kinda dumb but my boyfriend and I refer to his as a flashlight. Lol. The thing is that he always said this dumb quoute "as a matter of fact that is not a flashlight in my pocket"... So the name stuck. Lol.
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Sammy001

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Posted: 11-03-06 11:35am

Mine- snitchet
his-thirsty c*ockaroo
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Euphoric

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Posted: 11-05-06 14:20pm

This is a funny topic! Laughing

well.. For me, I call it my stuff, gine'ie, and theres others but it depends on what kinda mood we are in..When he is being funny he says , fanooter (i think it is off of the movie "dumb and dumberer") Wink

and for him.. I call it his weenis, or man marbles.. Mr.
Green
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reneblack

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Posted: 11-08-06 01:38am

That funny.Lol. I dont call my boyfriend's dick any nick name. But some time we joke about his penis. And call it wingwong!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing
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Makoto

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Posted: 11-08-06 08:53am

Mine is call "mia" missing in action. I would also call him, little ignored one.

I sometimes I call him and he comes, but most times he just lies there all depressed and down. However from time to time, he gets atttention, then I call him "little squirt".

In the past I have called him "johnny come early" and other times "johnny come lately." I also have called him "the machine" or the "orgasm maker".

But my favorite, one is "puddle jumper."
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tex789

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Posted: 11-10-06 16:46pm

Why would you give yours a name at all?? And so many different names too?

I would think any names for it would be assigned by a girl not yourself!!
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Kia

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Posted: 11-10-06 19:22pm

We have a new name for his...

Kenny!
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tex789

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Posted: 11-11-06 13:53pm

Kenny?? How do you ladies come up with these names??
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Kia

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Posted: 11-11-06 14:14pm

It's a reference to south park.
My partner is uncircumsized and well lets just say due to a senstive issue the foreskin swelled up a bit recently and I now call him kenny!
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Makoto

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Posted: 11-11-06 16:49pm

tex789 wrote:
why would you give yours a name at all?? And so many different names too?

I would think any names for it would be assigned by a girl not yourself!!


does the navy let the enemy name their battle ships?
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Makoto

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Posted: 11-11-06 16:50pm

kia_breizzze wrote:
it's a reference to south park.

My partner is uncircumsized and well lets just say due to a senstive issue the foreskin swelled up a bit recently and I now call him kenny!



you health questions did you kill kenny?????Lol
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Kia

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Posted: 11-12-06 06:18am

makoto wrote:
you health questions did you kill kenny?????Lol


Laughing almost Laughing
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