Anyone Need a Laugh 2.... Posted: 11-15-06 15:59pm
My hubby got this one in he's email...
Smartazz answers
smart ass answer #6
it was mealtime during a flight on breasts
airline.
"would you like dinner?" the flight
attendant asked john, seated in
front.
"what are my choices?" john asked.
"yes or no," she replied.
Smart ass answer #5
a flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check
tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand
for the ticket and he
opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said,
"sir, I need to see your ticket not your
stub."
smart ass answer #4
a lady was picking through the frozen
turkeys at the grocery store
but she couldn't find one big enough for
her family.
She asked a stock boy, "do these turkeys
get any bigger?"
the stock boy replied, "no ma'am, they're
dead."
smart ass answer #3
the cop got out of his car and the kid who
was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"i've been waiting for you all day," the
cop said.
The kid replied, "yeah, well I got here as
fast as I could."
when the cop finally stopped laughing, he
sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
Smart ass answer #2
a truck driver was driving along on the
freeway. A sign comes up
that reads, "low bridge ahead." before he
knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
police car comes up. The
cop gets out of his car and walks to the
truck driver, puts his hands on his
hips and says, "got stuck, huh?" the truck
driver says, "no, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."
smart ass answer of the year 2006
a college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam. "now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for
you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury, illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!" a
smart-ass guy in the back of the room
raised his hand and asked, "what would
you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" the entire class is reduced
to laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles
knowingly at the student, shakes her
head and sweetly says, "well, I guess
you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
i never laughed so hard in my life.
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Mamma-Wanna-Be
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 82 Location: Las Vegas, NV
Ha Ha Ha !!! Posted: 11-15-06 16:20pm
that was the bomb !!!
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Sunflower_pie81
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Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Posts: 5041 Location: to hell with this crap
Posted: 11-15-06 16:26pm
I have gotten those before too......But
they were fun to read again.
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Sandbox Party
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Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 7276
Posted: 11-15-06 22:05pm
lmao that last one is classic!!!
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bel_21
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Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Posts: 107 Location: australia
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