1. At lunch time, sit in your parked
car with sunglasses on and point
a
hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they
slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do
something, ask if they want
fries
with
that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk
and label it "in."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3
weeks. Once everyone has
gotten
over
their caffeine addictions, switch to
espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your
checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in
accordance with the prophecy."
8.! Don t use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip, rather
than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go
out to eat with a serious
face.
11. Specify that your drive-through
order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why
the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your
work area, and play tropical
sounds
all
day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your
friends you can't attend their
party
because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you
by your wrestling name, rock
bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the
atm, scream "i won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start
running towards the parking lot,
yelling,
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner,
"due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
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arcadia
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Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 4470 Location: Illinois,
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Posted: 11-15-06 22:51pm
lmao!!!!!!
Oh my god... Thank you .Sandra, lmao, .I
needed that.
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HcoBrunette06
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Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Posts: 8006 Location: Missouri, United States
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Posted: 11-15-06 23:14pm
lmao
sadly, I could see you doing each and
every one of those things, sandy lol
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Melissa_20
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Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 6806 Location: Florida
Posted: 11-16-06 08:28am
Wow,that would be so much fun! Lol I
wanna do the blowdryer thing!
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mommywannabe78
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 161
Posted: 11-16-06 08:34am
Lmao... That's hilarious... I'd love to
try the one with the trashcan labeled
"in." if I had my camera with me now, i'd
take a picture of my desh, and you'd all
understand...
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Sandbox Party
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Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 7276
Posted: 11-16-06 12:08pm
hcobrunette06
wrote:
lmao
sadly, I could see you doing each and
every one of those things, sandy
lol
u know how many ppl have told me that?
:-p
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 11-16-06 12:12pm
lmao at the "hair dryer" thing.
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tim_horton
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 63 Location: Ottawa
Posted: 11-16-06 12:40pm
So funny. I just might try a couple of
them if I get too bored at the office.
Ugh.
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candita_sky
Advanced Support Team
Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 522 Location: in the land of pooh bear
Posted: 11-16-06 13:05pm
Thank you so much sandy today is a ruff
day and you just help me come out a little
and laugh.
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 7276
Posted: 11-16-06 13:48pm
Glad I could help :-p
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megums1211
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 883 Location: Ohio
Posted: 11-16-06 17:16pm
Lol I really enjoyed that
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diamondsz
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 3173 Location: , Candyland-Canada
