a family is at the dinner table. The son
asks his father,
"dad, how many kinds of boobies are
there?"
the father, surprised, answers,
"well,son, there's three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, a women's breasts are
like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but
hanging a
bit.
After fifty, they are like onions.
" onions?"
yes, you see them and they make you
cry."
this infuriated his wife and daughter so
the daughter said,
"mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are
there?"
the mother, surprised, smiles and
answers,
"well dear, a man goes through three
phases.
In his twenties, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a
birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a christmas
tree.
" "a christmas tree?"
"yes, dead from the root up and the balls
are for decoration only."
don't you just love it when the women get
the last laugh!!
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Melissa_20
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Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 6806 Location: Florida
Posted: 12-05-06 13:24pm
Lmao! That was cute!
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tigresacanela24
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Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 5261 Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
Posted: 12-05-06 13:26pm
That's cute, i'm gonna make sure I tell my
hubby that one
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