Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 6594 Location: Planet Tampaxia,
Friends Posted: 01-21-07 13:59pm
Fake friends: never ask for food.
Real friends: are the reason you have no
food.
Fake friends: call your parents mr/mrs
real friends: call your parents dad/mom
fake friends: bail you out of jail and
tell you what you did was wrong.
Real friends: would sit next to you sayin
"damn ... We messed up ... But that sh|t
was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry. Real
friends: cry with you
fake friends: borrow your stuff for a few
days then give it back.
Real friends: keep your sh|t so long they
forget its yours.
Fake friends: know a few things about you.
Real friends: could write a book about you
with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: will leave you behind if
that is what the crowd is doing.
Real friends: will kick the whole crowds
ass that left you.
Fake friends: would knock on your front
door.
Real friends: walk right in and say "i'm
home!"
fake friends: are for awhile.
Real friends: are for life.
Fake friends: will take your drink away
when they think you've had enough.
Real friends: will look at you stumbling
all over the place and say "b|tch drink
the rest of that you know we don't waste
sh|t."
fake friends: will talk sh|t to the person
who talks sh|t about you.
Real friends: will knock them the medical
question out
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onmyway_0x
Supporter
Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 759 Location: Canada
Posted: 01-21-07 14:18pm
I got this in a forward a little while
ago. I love it, had to send it to all my
buddies ... Definately true.
Thats soo true some of it funny , more ofa
been there done that specially witht eh
alcohol one at the end . My friends like
that all are in the states but my one
friend here we borrow stuff from eachother
, she still has my crap I still got hers,
our kids sippy cups are at eachothers
houses .
Weird I dont care when iwas younger if my
friends ate out of my fridge I tell em go
ahead no need to ask but could never do
that at someone elses house, haha I
wouldnt even sit down unless they said it
was ok
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Tazzy D
Advanced Support Team
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 3718 Location: , va
Posted: 01-21-07 16:56pm
I got this in an email a while back.......
I love this one
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ANGELOS MAMA
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 26 Jul 2006 Posts: 1128 Location: , San Diego,California
Posted: 01-21-07 22:15pm
You know what,thats so true.I love it
<3
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tigresacanela24
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 5261 Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
Re: Friends Posted: 01-22-07 08:53am
kia_breizzze
wrote:
real friends: will look at
you stumbling all over the place and say
"b|tch drink the rest of that you know we
don't waste sh|t."
the whole thing is true but especially
that one!!! Had quite a few "real
friends" like that!
