Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Posts: 5041 Location: to hell with this crap
What Hole Am I On?? Posted: 01-25-07 11:51am
What hole am I on?
A man, while playing on the front nine of
a complicated golf course, became confused
as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing
ahead of him. He walked up to her,
explained his confusion and asked her if
she knew what hole he was playing.
"i'm on the 7 th hole," she replied, "and
you are a hole behind me. So you must
be on the 6th hole." he thanked her and
went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened
and he approached her again with the same
request. "i'm on number 14, and you're
still a hole behind, so you must be on the
13th hole." once again he thanked her and
returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the
clubhouse where he saw the same lady
sitting at the end of the bar. He
asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bar tender said that she was a sales
lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "let me buy
you a drink in appreciation for your help.
I understand that you're in the sales
profession. I'm in sales also.
"what do you sell?"
"i'll tell you, but you're going to
laugh," she replied.
"no, I won't."
"well, if you must know," she answered, "i
work for tampax."
with that, he laughed so hard he almost
fell off the bar stool.
"see," she said. "i knew you'd laugh!"
"that's not what i'm laughing at," he
replied, "i'm a salesman for preparation
h, so i'm still a hole behind you."
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Becky
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Joined: 01 Jan 2006 Posts: 6217 Location: London, England
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Posted: 01-25-07 11:58am
I'm assuming preparation h is some sort of
anal lubricant if so.....
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Eyes Wide Shut
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 7892 Location: *UPTOWN*NEW ORLEANS*, La
Posted: 01-25-07 12:03pm
Hahahaha...Naah .Beck! It's an anal
itch/hemmeroid cream!! Lmao!!!!
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