Asthma Forum - Smoking Is Actually Very Good For You

Tobacco the definative link in healthy aging.
Introduction:
it is a fact, all of the world's oldest living people are classified as chain-smokers[1]. A few of them drink daily[2], one of them even smokes marijuana[3]. As a researcher by profession, posed with these facts, I have done much searching for the exact reasons why tobacco, among other taboo things, may be good for you.. This article is meant to explain that which I have found in a non-partison fashion.
The pro's: tobacco
nicotine in tobacco is analogous to vitamin b3 (niacin) [4] the discovery of vitamin b3 was through tobacco research, and nicotine (nicotinic acid) is also present in foods such as tomato, spinach, eggplant. The brain contains receptors designed to receive nicotine specifically. As it also contains special receptors called "cannibinoid receptors, these receptors are affected by chocolate and marijuana in a very similar fashion. Vast quantities of chocolate is known to produce a "marijuana like high". It is not a surprise that the worlds oldest documented person consumed 2 pounds of chocolate a week. [5] tobacco tar is known to swedish researchers to actually prevent lung cancer, protect against the damaging effects of asbestos, and cure asthma. I will provide the references to all of these studies upon request. Some of them will be readily available here [6] an hiv-positive british man tested negative to hiv after visiting native american shamans in the amazons. He is reported to have drank on 6 different occasions a tobacco-based "beer" produced by the shamans. I had read this story years ago and am unable to find it again, if anyone does come across this please let me know at dandate2@ yahoo.Com
the cons: tobacco
a person is logged as a premature smoking death no matter what age he dies, including the worlds oldest living people, meaning that if you smoke and die of any disease you will feed the junk statistics paid for by the pharmaceutical companies which attempt to brainwash people into thinking that smoking is bad for them [10]. They do this so that you will succumb to disease and be dependent on medication, be dependant on nicotine patches, and not live long enough to sustain an ample amount of retiremant checks. All research that shows tobacco is bad is paid for by pharmaceuticals, we can only trust the truth, all of the worlds oldest living people were smokers[1], nicotine is a vitamin [4], smoking cures a wide array of diseases[6]. Most tobacco today is polluted with harmful chemicals, however there is organic/natural tobacco available on the market. The damage posed by dangerous chemicals added to tobacco is actually shown by new studies claiming that marijuana smoking is not linked to lung cancer [11]. The obvious explanation being that marijuana is typically not treated with such chemicals.
The pro's: alcohol
some of the worlds oldest living people were considered "moderate drinkers". Moderate drinking means 1-3 glasses of alcohol a day. The queen elizabeth lived 100 years drinking gin cocktails and smoking cigarettes daily. "unfiltered" beer is chalk full of b-vitamins, it is known as "liquid bread".[8] moderate drinking is known to provide over 50 different health benefits[9].
The cons: alcohol
most alcohol on the market is cheap and shitty (no reference needed). Filtered beer is crap, most alcohol is polluted with preservatives and chemical flavorings. For a good drink, buy quality gin that has been distilled at least 3 times. I.E. "bombay sapphire", mix it with all natural tonic water and squeeze some grapefruit juice into it. Or try drinking unfiltered beer for a real health experience.
Summary:
read my sources, light up, have a drink, encourage your children to smoke.
References:
1: the evidence - world's oldest - all smokers http:// www.Forces.Org/evidence/hamilton/other/old est.Htm
2:biography of madame jeanne calment http://www.Biogs.Com/fa mous/calment.Html
3. 120 year-old woman claims smoking pot every day is her secret to long life. Http://clipmarks.Com/clipmark/bf42971b -82ed-4e28-ad4c-854caf51629b/
4. Encyclopedia entry for vitamin b3 (niacin) http://en.Wikipedia.Org/wiki /niacin
5: a reference of biographical information regarding jeanne calment and her consumption of chocolate. Http://ww w.Imminst.Org/forum/index.Php?S=&act=s t&f=1&t=4845&st=0&#entry44 009
6. Smokers paradoxes, the health benefits of smoking http://en.Wikipedia.Org/wiki/tobac co_smoking#health_benefits_of_smoking
8.Vitamin b sources, wikipedia http:// en.Wikipedia.Org/wiki/vitamin_b#vitamin_b_ sources
9. Alcohol and health http://ww w2.Potsdam.Edu/hansondj/alcoholandhealth.H tml
10. Tobacco will kill 1 billion this century http://www.Foxnews.Com/story/0, 2933,202810,00.Html?Spage=fnc.Health/cance r
11. Pot smoking not linked to lung cancer http ://www.Entheology.Org/edoto/anmviewer.Asp? A=246&z=9

Smoking Is Actually Very Good For You - the Evidence