My Crazy Cooking Adventure Lmao

So jason always tells me to start dinner before he gets home so ive been doing that lately, I started it earlier, running back and forth soothing jordynne and telling joseph off to quit opening the oven when its on. Then I go and shut the door forgetting about the fork on the floor, there is chicken cookin on the stove. I shut the door hard and then realize its stuck, the fork got stuck at the bottom of the door so I couldnt get it open so im finding stuff a plastic spoon, hairbrush etc to bash the fork out of the door to get the kitchen open, josephs standing there laughing his butt off like its the funiest thing in the world watching mommy throw herself at the kitchen door and hitting the fork, then jordynnes screaming so I take a break to soothe her. Then back to the door joseph starts laughing before I evenattempt anything, im going crazy because I dont want the kitchen to burn down or burn the dinner. After about 20 min of hitting the door runing back to soothe a screaming baby and telling joseph this isnt funny wich I couldnt manage with a straight face cuz his laugh was just making me laugh although I was going crazy trying to open the door. Finally get it open , the chicken was still good, I managed to finish dinner while holding jordynne to keep her quite and feed him. So we all ate jordynnes finally asleep , joseph fell asleep eating dinner so I put him to bed and now imsitting here and guess what my husband still isnt home, so much for having dinner ready for him. This is why I wait till he gets home to start it lol. But eh dinner came out yummy lol. But omg we coulda had bigger problems like a kitchen fire. My brush is now broken though, I bashed it to the fork but then I got pissed cuz it wasnt working to move the fork at all so I threw it across the living room and the handle broke. Now the door is alil broke so it wont like latch shut the lock part is stuck in the door so joy. But oh well, so nice to finally sit down in peace and quiet now .