ladylee70
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:17pm
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Lmao  with
everything in this thread!!! This is one
of the most entertaining threads I have
read in a long time. You guys are so
funny!
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Sandbox Party
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tigresacanela24
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Posts: 5261
Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:20pm
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| rainfire1424
wrote: | | tigresacanela24
wrote: | | don't worry, you'll never be
her. You have a
brain. |
hey .Kay....
If I sleep with 11 guys can they all be
the daddy? |
rotflmfao!!!!!!!!! Whew... I love you,
you're awesome!!!!! Ya baby dady can't be
no fitty-leben due cuh. E'erbody onliest
got one baby dady. So wen ya due cum
onliest one spurm get da egg, ya heard?
Get yo check from da due wit da mos paper.
If ya don't unerstan bak the medical
answer up ya
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tdr
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:21pm
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| tigresacanela24
wrote: | | rainfire1424
wrote: | | tigresacanela24
wrote: | | don't worry, you'll never be
her. You have a
brain. |
hey .Kay....
If I sleep with 11 guys can they all be
the daddy? |
rotflmfao!!!!!!!!! Whew... I love
you, you're awesome!!!!! Ya baby dady
can't be no fitty-leben due cuh.
E'erbody onliest got one baby dady. So
wen ya due cum onliest one spurm get da
egg, ya heard? Get yo check from da due
wit da mos paper. If ya don't unerstan
bak the medical answer up
ya |
sweet oz...Wow, .Kay, you've officially
mastered the fine art of
gangsta/netspeak!!
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tigresacanela24
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Posts: 5261
Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:21pm
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God, that fried my brain. I seriously
have a headache now, how the hell do
people actually talk like that?
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:25pm
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I didn't understand half of it  I even tried saying
it aloud and it didn't work. I got a
"what" look from .Aaron though.
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:25pm
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| tigresacanela24
wrote: | | rainfire1424
wrote: | | tigresacanela24
wrote: | | don't worry, you'll never be
her. You have a
brain. |
hey .Kay....
If I sleep with 11 guys can they all be
the daddy? |
rotflmfao!!!!!!!!! Whew... I love
you, you're awesome!!!!! Ya baby dady
can't be no fitty-leben due cuh.
E'erbody onliest got one baby dady. So
wen ya due cum onliest one spurm get da
egg, ya heard? Get yo check from da due
wit da mos paper. If ya don't unerstan
bak the medical answer up
ya |
but I gots ta habs mer din wun, ok? Cuz
if I hab mer din wun, din I gets me sum
moor munnies to bye me sum huked on fonix.
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:26pm
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lmao huked on fonix werkt 4 meh~
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tdr
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:27pm
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| rainfire1424
wrote: | | tigresacanela24
wrote: | | rainfire1424
wrote: | | tigresacanela24
wrote: | | don't worry, you'll never be
her. You have a
brain. |
hey .Kay....
If I sleep with 11 guys can they all be
the daddy? |
rotflmfao!!!!!!!!! Whew... I love
you, you're awesome!!!!! Ya baby dady
can't be no fitty-leben due cuh.
E'erbody onliest got one baby dady. So
wen ya due cum onliest one spurm get da
egg, ya heard? Get yo check from da due
wit da mos paper. If ya don't unerstan
bak the medical answer up
ya |
but I gots ta habs mer din wun, ok? Cuz
if I hab mer din wun, din I gets me sum
moor munnies to bye me sum huked on
fonix. |
i beetz youz olls. I iz publik skool
ejakated and I iz prowd uv itt
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:27pm
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| ayamiyaki
wrote: | | lmao huked on fonix werkt 4
meh~ |
a..C...B..D...1..2... Look a butterfly!!
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:29pm
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| tdr
wrote: | | i beetz youz olls. I iz
publik skool ejakated and I iz prowd uv
itt |
oh my .God. I read that as "ejaculated"
and almost peed my pants. Lmao
this thread made my week. Thank you
skanky ho-bag lady.
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:31pm
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| ayamiyaki
wrote: | | tdr
wrote: | | i beetz youz olls. I iz
publik skool ejakated and I iz prowd uv
itt |
oh my .God. I read that as "ejaculated"
and almost peed my pants. Lmao
this thread made my week. Thank you
skanky ho-bag
lady. |
your welcome.
Oh wait you were talking to the hoo-haa
queen.
Ha. Sorry.
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tdr
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:32pm
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| ayamiyaki
wrote: | | tdr
wrote: | | i beetz youz olls. I iz
publik skool ejakated and I iz prowd uv
itt |
oh my .God. I read that as "ejaculated"
and almost peed my pants. Lmao
this thread made my week. Thank you
skanky ho-bag
lady. |
wow, .Laura...Even .I (with
my brain having been completely corrupted
by marching band) did not manage to read
that as "ejaculated"!!!
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tdr
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Posted: 02-07-07 22:37pm
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| ayamiyaki
wrote: | | lmao huked on fonix werkt 4
meh~ |
i was at .Z.S.W with a friend once, and it
was dead silent, and all of a sudden she
goes (to the tune of the alphabet song) "a
b c d e f g, hooked on phonics worked for
me!" I swear to god that the people at the
table next to us gave me a sympathetic
look before moving across the room. It
was crazy.
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bel_bel
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 27 Dec 2006
Posts: 94
Location: South East Asia (Now)
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Posted: 02-07-07 23:54pm
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I think "bennydiana" no longer
reading/posting? ...
Anyway I wanted to say...
Hm... You're pregnant, so, congrats!
Maybe only this u can do, which is adviced
at the very 1st reply of your post,
paternity test / .D.N.A test....
.D.N.A test cost a fortune here, at my
country...
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Mabel
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Posted: 02-08-07 00:43am
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*sniffle* no one pm'd me calling me a
nashtay ho-bag with a crusty vag from
weeping herpes sores cuz I got too many
baby daddies.
*feels left out*
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meggan
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 10 Nov 2005
Posts: 490
Location: westchester
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Posted: 02-08-07 00:47am
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Go kia and ingi... I agree!!! Anyhow hun
I think the info you might have wrote was
misleading.. The information that kia
wrote was correct.. So try once more..
Plug in the dates with the new
calculation. If you have a 28 day period
thats awsome.. So minus 14 days from when
your next one was supposed to come and see
who comes close to that date.. That may
help you.. Granted it isnt a hundred
percent. Not every woman ovulates on
those exact calculations. Some tests have
also shown that some women ovulate more
than once a month..
I wish you the best of luck.. But to be
100% get a paternity test!!! The baby and
the baby's daddy need to know the truth
for sure!!! 100% sure.. Not a guess on
dates!
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Jules
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Posted: 02-08-07 04:46am
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Is the .O.P really from .Cambridge? As
in .Cambridge where one of our top
universities is?
She 'talks' like no-one I know.
Bizarre
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Kia
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Posted: 02-08-07 05:33am
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Nope, cambridge in the usa!
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chrissy721
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Posted: 02-08-07 06:51am
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Oh...D.D.D.D.D.Dear!
i never cheated on my husband or even
thought of the idea of cheating. That's
just gross. I wouldn't want to ever
jeopardize my relationship with him.
I can't believe all these dumb kids think
they can sleep with whomever and not have
to suffer any consequences. The one
who'll really be suffering though is that
poor baby.
Common sense could have stopped this, but
well, ya know.
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